Kaido
Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Warning - Spoilers
My wife had seen it before and said we had to rent it to make fun of it. Wow. Just wow. Boy was it ever comedic material - we had to pause it about 50 times to make fun of it lol. These quotes and scenes won't make much sense if you haven't seen the movie, but if you have I'm sure you'll be laughing along with me:
Noteable quotes:
-"Pass me the chicken! Arr arr arr!" - Norick
-"Because of...the seaweed." - King Konreid
-"So...where are you from?" - Bastian, trying a last-ditch pickup line
-"We'll die here." - dungeon girl, "..." - Bastian
-"I've been busy. Very busy." - Gallian
-(quietly) "Pigs" - Duke Fallow
-"Sometimes you have to use a broadsword. Sometimes a dagger is more prudent." - Merik, "No time for riddles." - Farmer
-"Here kid, have a pig." - Norik
-"You know what they say, Farmer....there are....things in these woods" - Norick
-"The gods work in mysterious ways." -Merick, "What the heck does that mean?" - King Konreid
-"Old but strong." - Bastian, "Old but strong." - Norick
-"Wisdom...shall be our hammer. Prudence...will be our nail. When men build...lives." - King Konreid
-"How do you know these things?" - Farmer, "Because I am King." - King Konreid
Some notable parts of the movie:
-Burt Reynold's death scene (or lack thereof)
-Merick's death scene (same deal)
-Bastian comforting his sister - cross-eyed
-Burt Reynold's plastic surgery face (never moves no matter what the mood!)
-Lighting the Orcs on fire and launching them into the fight scenes
-Ninjas! Synchronized ninjas!
-Farmer's super kick move (used for everything)
-The re-used shots of the 2 leader Orcs waving their swords at the same time
-The book tornado
-Muriella's transformation into a lean, mean fighting machine (despite zero kills)
-The various (directly stolen) LOTR shots
-Hobbit music at the beginning
-LOTR music throughout
-Stupid music at incorrect parts of the movie
-Tree people who looked like Tarzan flying on vines via helicopter
-Burt Renolds reading cue cards (reminded me of Kirk, with all the pauses)
-Farmer's son running away from the leader Orc, who walks after him. After running for a good 5 miles, the Orc guy suddenly appears right behind him (and the kid just rolls over to die)
-The entire bridge scene (in the beginning where they fall into the water)
-The boomerang
+ Good shots
+ Cool CGI
- Acting
- Writing
- Music
Definitely recommended if you're a sarcastic person or have a sarcastic friend to watch it with :thumbsup: 😀
My wife had seen it before and said we had to rent it to make fun of it. Wow. Just wow. Boy was it ever comedic material - we had to pause it about 50 times to make fun of it lol. These quotes and scenes won't make much sense if you haven't seen the movie, but if you have I'm sure you'll be laughing along with me:
Noteable quotes:
-"Pass me the chicken! Arr arr arr!" - Norick
-"Because of...the seaweed." - King Konreid
-"So...where are you from?" - Bastian, trying a last-ditch pickup line
-"We'll die here." - dungeon girl, "..." - Bastian
-"I've been busy. Very busy." - Gallian
-(quietly) "Pigs" - Duke Fallow
-"Sometimes you have to use a broadsword. Sometimes a dagger is more prudent." - Merik, "No time for riddles." - Farmer
-"Here kid, have a pig." - Norik
-"You know what they say, Farmer....there are....things in these woods" - Norick
-"The gods work in mysterious ways." -Merick, "What the heck does that mean?" - King Konreid
-"Old but strong." - Bastian, "Old but strong." - Norick
-"Wisdom...shall be our hammer. Prudence...will be our nail. When men build...lives." - King Konreid
-"How do you know these things?" - Farmer, "Because I am King." - King Konreid
Some notable parts of the movie:
-Burt Reynold's death scene (or lack thereof)
-Merick's death scene (same deal)
-Bastian comforting his sister - cross-eyed
-Burt Reynold's plastic surgery face (never moves no matter what the mood!)
-Lighting the Orcs on fire and launching them into the fight scenes
-Ninjas! Synchronized ninjas!
-Farmer's super kick move (used for everything)
-The re-used shots of the 2 leader Orcs waving their swords at the same time
-The book tornado
-Muriella's transformation into a lean, mean fighting machine (despite zero kills)
-The various (directly stolen) LOTR shots
-Hobbit music at the beginning
-LOTR music throughout
-Stupid music at incorrect parts of the movie
-Tree people who looked like Tarzan flying on vines via helicopter
-Burt Renolds reading cue cards (reminded me of Kirk, with all the pauses)
-Farmer's son running away from the leader Orc, who walks after him. After running for a good 5 miles, the Orc guy suddenly appears right behind him (and the kid just rolls over to die)
-The entire bridge scene (in the beginning where they fall into the water)
-The boomerang
+ Good shots
+ Cool CGI
- Acting
- Writing
- Music
Definitely recommended if you're a sarcastic person or have a sarcastic friend to watch it with :thumbsup: 😀
