Satan allowed to play in Olympic game

A5

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Satan allowed to play in Olympic game


<< Satan will travel on team owner John Rigas' private plane to Salt Lake City >>




<< "It's a nice Christmas present," [said] Satan >>




<< forcing Satan to play three straight days. >>




<< Buffalo won't allow Satan to play in Slovakia's other preliminary games. >>


Sorry guys, this was just TOO HARD to pass up :D

Edit:
Yes, I realize that it's pronounced 'Sah-tahn', not 'Sa-tan' ;)
 

microAmp

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<< LOL, if I owned that team his jersey would have number 666. >>


LOL, even funnier 666........
 

killface

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As a Buffalonian, I can't understand how the sabres can lose with Satan on our side. You'd think he would use his evil powers more often on the ice.
 

kami

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<< Buffalonian >>


That's the funniest damn word I've seen all month.
 

sandorski

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Who cares how it's pronounced(damn underworld probably has a strange accent), but many a team have been the victim of Satan's evil deeds! :)
 

Halogen

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i was actually watching this hockey competition thing last year
it was the shooting contest, the one that Ray Borque always wins. Satan almost won

now how funny would it be to see in a newspaper 'Satan wins shooting contest'? :D
 

A5

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Yeah, his name makes for some really easy jokes, hence this thread :D
 

Lounatik

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Check it out...Satans very own webpage
(I think ESPN has a good sense of humor,check out the address in the toolbar,all the way to the right),Funny, he looks like the devil's own.





Peace




Lounatik