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Sarah Silverman

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She's very intelligent, impulsive, funny, beautiful, cute, nice, sexy, pretty.

I just discovered her on a club last year and i pretty much have had an infatuation since then, i'm 36 years old and my wife is telling me to stop but seriously.

She IS that hot.
 

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For those of you who don't like her humor, have you seen a lot of her stand up acts or what are you basing it on?

I still stay that with that hair blacker than sin, come on baby, cover me in.

And the face, and eyes, i realize that most people are used to scrawny chicks with double D's but personally i prefer them with more flesh than silicone and she is just right, not too thin, not to fat, nice hips, round butt, handful and bit more...

And she is Funny, Jewish people driving German cars. :D
 

NFS4

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What does she lack?
Tact. I love her comedy, it's good stuff. And she's a cutie pie IMHO.

http://www.pics.bbzzdd.com/search.php?q=silverman

But it'd be nice to see her "other" side. No matter where I see her, be it in a TV interview or a magazine interview, she's still doing her filthy bits.

Listen honey, you don't have to be "on call" 24-7. Most comedians know how to put away comedic face and act like a normal person when being interviewed. She doesn't.
 
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I remember her drunken appearances on Conan and this amusing story she once narrated about telling her friend (guy) that she thought he was a witch, and the only way he could disprove her was by dipping his balls in a glass of wine to see if they floated or not. Apparently, the dude was drunk enough to do it.

I can imagine myself with a woman like that...she sounded FUN!
 

TheChort

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Originally posted by: NFS4
What does she lack?
Tact. I love her comedy, it's good stuff. And she's a cutie pie IMHO.

http://www.pics.bbzzdd.com/search.php?q=silverman

But it'd be nice to see her "other" side. No matter where I see her, be it in a TV interview or a magazine interview, she's still doing her filthy bits.

Listen honey, you don't have to be "on call" 24-7. Most comedians know how to put away comedic face and act like a normal person when being interviewed. She doesn't.

I agree
I would laugh a lot more at her comedy if I wasn't ALWAYS expecting the most off-the-wall, and extreme statements from her.
 

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Um, dude, she's semite, semites are not known for their hairlessness. ;)

Every semite arab comedian always jokes about how hairy his mom is.
 

loup garou

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I'd find her more attractive if she didn't look so much like Jonathan Silverman. Are they even related? I thought they were, but a little searching doesn't agree with me...

She's pretty funny though.
 

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Originally posted by: NFS4
What does she lack?
Tact. I love her comedy, it's good stuff. And she's a cutie pie IMHO.

http://www.pics.bbzzdd.com/search.php?q=silverman

But it'd be nice to see her "other" side. No matter where I see her, be it in a TV interview or a magazine interview, she's still doing her filthy bits.

Listen honey, you don't have to be "on call" 24-7. Most comedians know how to put away comedic face and act like a normal person when being interviewed. She doesn't.

Yeah, she does lack tact, but so do i i'm told. ;)

She is made of nasty not nice, no sugar just spice.

And i love it.
 

bsobel

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Originally posted by: Slackware
She's very intelligent, impulsive, funny, beautiful, cute, nice, sexy, pretty.
I just discovered her on a club last year and i pretty much have had an infatuation since then, i'm 36 years old and my wife is telling me to stop but seriously.
She IS that hot.

She's sweet, I see her at the Hollywood improv a lot. I used to have a bit of a crush on her too, but it stopped the moment I realized she's sleeping with Jimmy Kimmel (her bf)
 

TheChort

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Originally posted by: da loser
Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
I like her cuz she does racist humor. You don't see many broads doing that type of comedy.

now that's funny

"Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people that believe it was the blacks."
 

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Originally posted by: bsobel
Originally posted by: Slackware
She's very intelligent, impulsive, funny, beautiful, cute, nice, sexy, pretty.
I just discovered her on a club last year and i pretty much have had an infatuation since then, i'm 36 years old and my wife is telling me to stop but seriously.
She IS that hot.

She's sweet, I see her at the Hollywood improv a lot. I used to have a bit of a crush on her too, but it stopped the moment I realized she's sleeping with Jimmy Kimmel (her bf)

Yeah i realize that she's sleeping with Jimmy and i'm married so it can never be, just two souls in the night longing.

I keed, but she is very ummpah.