Sarah Palin says she wouldn't hesitate to run for the presidency in four years if it's God's will

[NoShangriLa]

"I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door," Palin said in an interview with Fox News on Monday. "And if there is an open door in '12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door."

I'm like, Paris Hilton...
I mean, I'm like Tina Fey, should like do another like impression of like Palin...I'm very like mavericky.

Palin says she might run for high office again

 

[techs]

God help us.

 

[Arkaign]

HA HA HA HA

 

[mugs]

I spoke to God this morning. He said he wants Sarah Palin to stay in Alaska and shut the hell up.

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Dear God, please close and lock those doors, amen.

 

[jonks]

Please god tell her to run for president. Pretty pretty please.

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: Gonad the Barbarian
Dear God, please close and lock those doors, amen.

lol.

I'm still really torn between wanting her to run and wanting her to disappear. The republicans will need to send out a sacrificial lamb in 4 years, and it might as well be her for comedic purposes.

 

[Red Dawn]

God's Will? Isn't that what the Islamic Radicals said when they attacked the Twin Towers that it was God's Will?

 

[thraashman]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
God's Will? Isn't that what the Islamic Radicals said when they attacked the Twin Towers that it was God's Will?

This is the same woman who thinks people that bomb abortion clinics aren't terrorists.

 

[Balt]

George W. Bush 2.0

 

[jpeyton]

Don't forget God's plan to send our soldiers to Iraq, and build that natural gas pipeline.

 

[ChunkiMunki]

"god's will" always makes me laugh,......then sad.

 

[Doc Savage Fan]

Nothing to worry about....not gonna happen.

 

[imported_Imp]

We all better start praying then.

 

[compuwiz1]

Not a problem, that leaves her 4 years for her P0rn career. (Apparently she got a 2m offer to make adult flicks.) :laugh:

 

[heyheybooboo]

Mike Huckabee may also be in the running for 'God's Candidate' and he wants to amend the US Constitution to His standards.

 

[microbial]

How come every-time I read, hear, or see Sarah Palin speak--there's a faint sound in my head of a little girl singing "pu pu pi du"

Is it just me?

 

[DealMonkey]

Her responses remind me of Osama Bin Ladin, or one of his flunkies, where every statement is followed by "God's will."

 

[JD50]

Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Her responses remind me of Osama Bin Ladin, or one of his flunkies, where every statement is followed by "God's will."

I'm surprised that it doesn't remind you of Barack Obama praying to be "an instrument of God's will".

Ooops!

/thread

 

[JD50]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
God's Will? Isn't that what the Islamic Radicals said when they attacked the Twin Towers that it was God's Will?

Probably, it's also what Barack Obama said. Are you claiming that Barack Obama is a terrorist???

 

[StageLeft]

She is such a disaster.

 

[jonks]

JD: surely you see the difference between praying that god uses you wisely, and on the other hand claiming that you know the will of god?

 

[DealMonkey]

Originally posted by: JD50

Originally posted by: DealMonkey
Her responses remind me of Osama Bin Ladin, or one of his flunkies, where every statement is followed by "God's will."

I'm surprised that it doesn't remind you of Barack Obama praying to be "an instrument of God's will".

Ooops!

/thread

Perhaps he doesn't repeat it as often as she does. Oooops!

 

[Harvey]

Originally posted by: jonks

Please god tell her to run for president. Pretty pretty please.

Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Keith Olbermann would love it. :laugh:

 

[bbdub333]

The prayer that I tell myself every night is a fairly simple one: I ask in the name of Jesus Christ that my sins are forgiven, that my family is protected and that I am an instrument of God's will.

Name that President-elect