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Sarah Jessica's New Perfume

ROFL.. LOL!!! OMG I could make soo many jokes.. Oh wow.. milk just shot out of my nose!

"Now.. you too can smell like a horse."

"SJP.. because you're a tool."

"Hiding the whore smell with sh1t smell."

"Because she was on TV, so she's better than you."

"Any idiot can mix chemicals that all smell good. It takes a special person to sell it with a big hideous mole on it."

Seriously, wtf.. It's not like she had this crazy reputation of smelling good. She should've stuck her name on products that cater to the average whore. She might as well open her own restaurant now.. since she was on TV, she must know that too.

/sprays more Drew Carey brand cologne on.. and puts on his Jay Leno brand jeans.
 
Originally posted by: BlackPear1
Doesn't take much to get you going, does it? You sound old enough to be my grandfather - and I'm 55! 😉
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I'm 23.. but don't worry, I'll be extra crabby when I'm 80.

My post was 99% meant to be funny and only 1% meant to bitch, though..
 
Not sure who Sarah Jessica is (not big on celebs), but free perfume for the wife is always nice 🙂
 
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