Santa vs. Jesus?

[Ameesh]

Well?

 

[guyver01]

santa won already... with a fireball.

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

ban.

:wine:

 

[dighn]

santa is no match for jesus for the force is strong within him

 

[oniq]

Hanukkah Harry

 

[AdamDuritz99]

hahahahah, this will go over well.

anyways..Jesus.

peace
sean

 

[OIKOS]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon
ban.

Jesus wins! :|

 

[Wallydraigle]

Jesus does have the whole son of God thing going for him, so I guess that pretty much beats out anything Santa is likely to come up with. Besides, even if Santa did manage to kill Jesus, he would just come back to life three days later and come kick his ass then.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Son of God vs. Jolly old Elf (and not the righteous ass kicking type)


Santa goes to Hell

 

[Amorphus]

St. Nick.

Saints are under the jurisdiction of God, and Jesus is God's second.

 

[silverpig]

They already fought it out on SouthPark. They decided to call it a draw and let Jesus remain the religious head of the holidays, while Santa can take over the commercial part so long as he keeps with the spirit of things IIRC.

 

[kami]

I voted Jesus so I don't go to hell if there is a hell! 😀

 

[TwiceOver]

I personally don't believe in Jesus, but c'mon, Santa was made up in a joint effort by the toy and clothing industries.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Santa, all I know of Jesus is that he mows my lawn really well.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

WTF?

- M4H

 

[johnjohn320]

Satan.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
I personally don't believe in Jesus, but c'mon, Santa was made up in a joint effort by the toy and clothing industries.

LIES LIES LIES, Didn't you see the Santa Clause? He's real, he's real I tell you.

 

[LSUfan]

Jesus is our savior. Santa makes it fun for the children.

 

Santa has an army of elves...Jesus has holes in his arms and legs, not to mention a st@b wound. Best it could do is swing that cross around, take out MAYBE 20-30 elves, then is overtaken by the swarm.

 

[JackBurton]

WTH is wrong with you guys?! Obviously Jesus will win! He has the AWESOME power of turning water to wine. Yes, whenever you need to get a party started, alcoholic Jesus comes in to spice it all up. No need to go out for booze, Jesus will bring the booze to you! This is how I see it, Santa will be drinking his milk with cookies and BAM, Jesus turns the milk into wine. After awhile Santa starts to get really drunk, then Jesus comes in and kicks his ass. After that, Jesus flies back to his home in the clouds. THE END!