MaverickBP
Golden Member
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god that he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try them on."
Well the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years: raw sexual power.
In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man and grabbed a firm hold of his thighs. The Pakistani man then began screaming, "You have them on the wrong feet!"
So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god that he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Pakistani man replied, "Just try them on."
Well the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years: raw sexual power.
In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man and grabbed a firm hold of his thighs. The Pakistani man then began screaming, "You have them on the wrong feet!"
