San Francisco or San Jose strip club with reasonable cover charge?

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ultimatebob

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Yeah... Just take her to the gay bars on Castro street. I'm sure that you'll both learn some "culture" :)
 

amdhunter

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I'm pretty sure this is her.

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quikah

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Go to the Hip Hugger in Sunnyvale. it used to be free, just a bikini bar though. :)

Seriously though, I would just go to the Gold Club, fairly nice area, and the club is relatively nice. I am not aware of a dress code. Only topless though. Not sure why you need full nude.
 
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cirrrocco

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Go to the Hip Hugger in Sunnyvale. it used to be free, just a bikini bar though. :)

Seriously though, I would just go to the Gold Club, fairly nice area, and the club is relatively nice. I am not aware of a dress code. Only topless though. Not sure why you need full nude.


goddam I went there last night before I got some late night food at Shah next door around 1.30 am. There was this one non dancer, who came up to me and said 250 for a night.. I was like fuck no.. I just came here for a beer until my food gets ready next door.

What a small world.
 

Sid59

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Women are usually free and unless you're going on Monday night, 15 cover is a pipe dream.

Gold Club is nice.
Crazy Horse usually has 1 good looking woman and the rest are personal tastes.
Centerfolds and Mitchell Brothers roundout the better clubs.
 

Dr. Detroit

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goddam I went there last night before I got some late night food at Shah next door around 1.30 am. There was this one non dancer, who came up to me and said 250 for a night.. I was like fuck no.. I just came here for a beer until my food gets ready next door.

What a small world.

Went to that shithole once - once at the thugged out Brass Rail as well. Need to give Sporty's a try but AJ's is always friendly with good drinks, nice security and solid 6's for dancers. $5 lap dances aint so bad either.
 

fuzzybabybunny

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We were in San Fran last night when I made this thread, but we didn't end up going to a strip club because we weren't in proper attire - we were just in our regular walking tennis shoes for touring San Fran, and no tennis shoes are allowed in strip clubs.

So we're looking for recommendations for all nude San Jose clubs since we live in Mountain View.
 

esquared

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We were in San Fran last night when I made this thread, but we didn't end up going to a strip club because we weren't in proper attire - we were just in our regular walking tennis shoes for touring San Fran, and no tennis shoes are allowed in strip clubs.

So we're looking for recommendations for all nude San Jose clubs since we live in Mountain View.


Pink Poodle - It's been around for decades
http://www.pinkpoodle.com/
 

quikah

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You don't have much choice in the south bay. Pink Poodle or Cheetahs. I vote for Cheetah's, you can go to Fry's afterwards. :) South bay is pretty crappy compared to SF.

Btw, what strip club didn't let you in last night because of tennis shoes? Never noticed any sort of dress code at SF clubs.
 

fuzzybabybunny

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You don't have much choice in the south bay. Pink Poodle or Cheetahs. I vote for Cheetah's, you can go to Fry's afterwards. :) South bay is pretty crappy compared to SF.

Btw, what strip club didn't let you in last night because of tennis shoes? Never noticed any sort of dress code at SF clubs.

Ok, I guess Pink Poodle or Cheetah's then. Pink Poodle is $20 for the cover charge.

We didn't actually try going in - I just called ahead and inquired about the dress code. I didn't want to go through the trouble of finding and paying for parking and walking over just to get rejected.

EDIT: It was Gold that I called.
 
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Dr. Detroit

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The dress code is there for a reason,to keep the thugs out. They would have let you in.

Cheetahs, avoid the Poodle. if you go to the Poodle, head across the street to the 49'er and have a few drinks first.
 

kaepernickaloe

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Drive up to San Francisco. The clubs in San Jose are terrible. Crazy Horse, Gold Club, Mitchell Brothers, Hustler Club, New Century are my choices. Hot girls, great lap dances, reasonable entry fee. Check Yelp or ClubCensus.com for reviews, usually pretty accurate.