Samurai vs Klingon... Who would win? (poll)

[ajpa123]

Klingon would win. Here's why:

The klingon would pull out some Gakh (worms) that he had saved in his pocket for a snack and throw them at the Samuri. The worms would get in the Samurai's armour and tickle him into submission. The klingon cannot kill someone so lame because there would be no honor in killing a wuss... stalemate! Then the Samurai cannot stand the dishonorable shame and commits Sepuku.

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: Adul

Originally posted by: datalink7
Bruce Lee

this isnt bruce lee vs coke

It doesn't matter. Bruce Lee always wins.

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
Klingon would win. Here's why:

The klingon would pull out some Gakh (worms) that he had saved in his pocket for a snack and throw them at the Samuri. The worms would get in the Samurai's armour and tickle him into submission. The klingon cannot kill someone so lame because there would be no honor in killing a wuss... stalemate! Then the Samurai cannot stand the dishonorable shame and commits Sepuku.

lol now that is creative.

 

[Crimzon]

In one episode of TNG where the crew looses their memory, and Data tries to reset everything so they don't know that they've discovered a planet that doesn't want to be discovered they find out that Warf has a broken wrist. He says "There are only a few individuals on this ships who could do this" and he's referring to Data. Needless to say in the supposed future, where most individuals are in peak physical form, a Klingon would still kick a Human's ass.

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: Crimzon
In one episode of TNG where the crew looses their memory, and Data tries to reset everything so they don't know that they've discovered a planet that doesn't want to be discovered they find out that Warf has a broken wrist. He says "There are only a few individuals on this ships who could do this" and he's referring to Data. Needless to say in the supposed future, where most individuals are in peak physical form, a Klingon would still kick a Human's ass.

:Q

 

[Schadenfroh]

warf could beet a samauri with his bare hands even if the samauri had a katana

 

[FuZoR]

Klingon!!!!

though Samaruis 1000x cooler then a stinking alien from star trek.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
warf could beet a samauri with his bare hands even if the samauri had a katana

If by "beet" you mean shower him with Klingon beet-red lifeblood. From the stumps of those bare hands.

 

[LongCoolMother]

klingon. in history, the samurais never fought many battles themselves. they would be the ones who would rush into battle when victory is near and then slaughter the remains.

 

[boggsie]

Originally posted by: Crimzon
In one episode of TNG where the crew looses their memory, and Data tries to reset everything so they don't know that they've discovered a planet that doesn't want to be discovered they find out that Warf has a broken wrist. He says "There are only a few individuals on this ships who could do this" and he's referring to Data. Needless to say in the supposed future, where most individuals are in peak physical form, a Klingon would still kick a Human's ass.

But in that episode, the individual whom broke Whorf's wrist turned out to be counselor Troi!

 

[PHiuR]

SAMURAI!!!

 

[z0mb13]

and my old thread of robin hood vs legolas was locked....

 

[takeru]

*adds fuel to the fire...

what if the samurai was tom cruise and the klingon was from original star trek series (kirk and crew)?

 

[boggsie]

Originally posted by: takeru
*adds fuel to the fire...

what if the samurai was tom cruise and the klingon was from original star trek series (kirk and crew)?

Forget the samurai, bring the tribbles.

 

[OffTopic1]

The only opponent that is worthy vs. the US was the Viet Cong & they aren?t known to fight honorably. The same thing can be said for the US vs. the world because they use modern weapons including tactical nuke against their inadequate armed foes.

In this scenario Samurai would own the fictional character that was created by Hollywood.

 

[Evadman]

The samurai and Klingon would be fighting honorably, but then a ninja would come flying in and lop off both their heads. Then the ninja would lop off his own head, because ninja's are crazy like that and love lopping off heads.

 

[Ketteringo]

Klingon, aliens > humans.

Oh, and nef too!

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: z0mb13
and my old thread of robin hood vs legolas was locked....

Some fights are obvious enough to not need a vote. Robin hood would get burninated.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: SSP
The logical and correct answer: The Samurai would win by default, because the Klingon would never show up to the fight since they dont exist outside of star trek.

Sure klingons exist outside of Star Trek. It's just spelled cling-ons. I had some this morning when i wiped my butt.

 

[TallBill]

Yeah the cling-ons of Uranus!

 

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
warf could beet a samauri with his bare hands even if the samauri had a katana

If by "beet" you mean shower him with Klingon beet-red lifeblood. From the stumps of those bare hands.

But Klingons have pink blood.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Evadman
The samurai and Klingon would be fighting honorably, but then a ninja would come flying in and lop off both their heads. Then the ninja would lop off his own head, because ninja's are crazy like that and love lopping off heads.

Real Ultimate POWAH!!!!

What if the Klingon was Ditka?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
warf could beet a samauri with his bare hands even if the samauri had a katana

If by "beet" you mean shower him with Klingon beet-red lifeblood. From the stumps of those bare hands.

But Klingons have pink blood.

Only when the censors threaten an R rating.

 

[kage69]

Wow, my dork-ometer just redlined. You people scare me.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: So
Klingons aren't afraid to use disrupters.

What I was thinking.