And please, dont bring your liberal ideas in TX, unless you want to live in Austin, Houston, El Paso or Dallas.
That means:
No poking smot (at least not legally anyway).
No complaining about AR15's being toted openly or gunfire when the Cowboys score a touchdown. The cops will just hang up on you anyway.
No asking for a $900,000 a year public pension when you only make $60,000 a year.
No min wage increase above $7.25 an hour. Someone has to make cheap chicken tenders.
No bitching about the absurd property taxes that make up for state income taxes. You can bitch, but nothing will change because the alternative is income taxes, which was made unconstitutional long ago.
None of that reducing four lane roads to two lanes to accommodate bike traffic. Thats inconvenient as fuck.
And finally no anti business laws in the name of "XXX justice" or "peace on earth", etc., you stupid hippy.