Same Sex Marriage

[Perknose]

Why can't Episcopalians play chess?
Because they can't tell the difference between a Bishop and a Queen.

Prarie Home Companion's annual bad joke show now airing on my NPR affiliate!

 

[Perknose]

Why do we have an energy problem?

Because all our oil's in Alaska and all our dipsticks are in Washington.

 

[Perknose]

America is the land of dreams, where even the President of the United States can dream of being elected President of the United States.

Kerry has only two problems. Outside of the Northeast people don't know him. Inside the Northeast they do.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: ElSupremo
So, is this Politics or News?

Neither, but what's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

You can't get kids to eat broccoli.

 

[TheBDB]

 

[MacBaine]

Motion to strip 'Elite' status

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Why can't Episcopalians play chess?
Because they can't tell the difference between a Bishop and a Queen.

Prarie Home Companion's annual joke show now airing on my NPR affiliate!

hahaha

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Motion to strip 'Elite' status

MacBaine, you're the worst joke in this thread, and that's saying a lot.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Motion to strip 'Elite' status

MacBaine, you're the worst joke in this thread, and that's saying a lot.

Why do they call you perk nose?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: MacBaine Motion to strip 'Elite' status

MacBaine, you're the worst joke in this thread, and that's saying a lot.

Why do they call you perk nose?

My last name is Perkins. Why do they call you Corporate Recreation, lifer boy, because you bend over and let the whole company have at you?

 

[Schadenfroh]

2/10

 

[Abhi]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: MacBaine Motion to strip 'Elite' status

MacBaine, you're the worst joke in this thread, and that's saying a lot.

Why do they call you perk nose?

My last name is Perkins. Why do they call you Corporate Recreation, lifer boy, because you bend over and let the whole company have at you?

Ask a simple question.....

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: Abhi

Ask a simple question.....

No kidding.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: MacBaine Motion to strip 'Elite' status

MacBaine, you're the worst joke in this thread, and that's saying a lot.

Why do they call you perk nose?

My last name is Perkins. Why do they call you Corporate Recreation, lifer boy, because you bend over and let the whole company have at you?

I'd reply properly if you were worth my time.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Motion to strip 'Elite' status

You eat Veggie Burgers. You are evil.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: MacBaine Motion to strip 'Elite' status

MacBaine, you're the worst joke in this thread, and that's saying a lot.

Why do they call you perk nose?

My last name is Perkins. Why do they call you Corporate Recreation, lifer boy, because you bend over and let the whole company have at you?

I'd reply properly if you were worth my time.

You couldn't reply properly even if someone helped with the typing.

 

[0roo0roo]

why are single women thinner then married women? when single women come home, they look in the fridge, and go to bed. when married women come home, they look in the bed, and go to the fridge

 

[Kilgor]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
why are single women thinner then married women? when single women come home, they look in the fridge, and go to bed. when married women come home, they look at the bed, and go to the fridge

OMG!!!!!!!!

:Q

 

[0roo0roo]

omg, ur even named kilgor lol

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
why are single women thinner then married women? when single women come home, they look in the fridge, and go to bed. when married women come home, they look at the bed, and go to the fridge

Lolerskates!!

 

[0roo0roo]

A new sex study shows that most married couples prefer the doggie style.
The man sits up and begs, while the woman rolls over and plays dead.

ah, the bad jokes. http://www.publicradio.org/applications/formbuilder/projects/joke_machine/joke_page.php

 

[thirtythree]

dinosaurs must die.

 

[Perknose]

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who read binary numbers and those who don't.