safe to have 2 office laser printers in my office?

[Security Guy]

There are 2 big office printers in my office room at work. One is color and the other is b/w. Not sure about my office size but the printers are about 4-5 ft away from where I sit. Is this safe for my health?

 

[Feldenak]

No. I would contact OSHA immediately, and let them know you sit in close proximity to not just 1, but 2 laser printers.

 

[Brainonska511]

Nope.

You'll die a horrible death when the two laser printers realize that it is two on one in your office. It was nice knowing you...

 

[Baked]

No, you will die by the end of the year. Should've read the health warning on the box when you bought it.

 

[Leros]

The two printers will have a laser battle and you'll be killed in the crossfire.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Go back to working security.

 

[BoomerD]

Take relief in knowing that you are sacrificing your health for the benefit of your company.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Leros
The two printers will have a laser battle and you'll be killed in the crossfire.

*BZZZT* *BZZT* AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

 

[Nik]

Hopefully not.

 

[spaceman]

snort the toner
tattoo with fuser
ram testes in feed

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: spaceman
snort the toner
tattoo with fuser
ram testes in feed

Its like my high school graduation party all over again.

 

[MotF Bane]

AT is beautiful.

 

[finite automaton]

I'm sorry that no one has given you a real answer.

Make sure each printer is encased in a lead enclosure, this will ensure that no excess radiation is taken in by you or any of your coworkers.

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Ever see Tron?

See you on the gamegrid.

 

[her209]

Studies show that sitting next to a laser printer causes hearing loss and e.d.

 

[rudeguy]

I just erased 4 sig worthy replies to this thread....


sigh...see sig

 

[DayLaPaul]

PC load letter? WTF does that mean?

 

[nonameo]

As long as you maintain a stance of dominance I don't think they will hurt you.

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Originally posted by: DayLaPaul
PC load letter? WTF does that mean?

Not to get too technical, but that was a fax machine, not a laser printer.

 

[dighn]

laser prints can create a lot of ozone. ensure adequate ventilation.

 

[frostedflakes]

I've actually wondered about the emissions from lasers. I recently replaced my inkjet w/a laser B&W and it produces some funky smell (ozone?) when I print. 😛

Emissions probably aren't a problem, though. But something you might not have considered is power use. Lasers require a lot (500W+) while printing, so make sure you don't plug them into cheap power strips or other devices that can't handle the load.

 

[spaceman]

we wont know til its too late.

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: nonameo
As long as you maintain a stance of dominance I don't think they will hurt you.

A wide stance?

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

Originally posted by: nonameo
As long as you maintain a stance of dominance I don't think they will hurt you.

A wide stance?

a buffalo stance
with neneh cherry.
and then we can save tonight with eagle eye
come tomorow we'll be gone.

 

[Newbian]

So did your sperm hurt the first time you sat there and after a bit it stopped? 😉