Hero, I've got to admire a guy who can tailor the facts to fit his preconceptions. I loved the nonsense about "Yeah, and your girlfriend didn't break up with you." Besides ignoring the fact of what did happen, can you spell "false analogy?" But by far, my favorite Hero entry in this thread is.
"The justification is there for anybody with the logical reasoning ability of a ground squirrel to pick up."
Alas, all too true. All the ground squirrels picked it up. Those with less squirrel-like reasoning came to a different conclusion.