sadam joke

[Ylen13]

Turn on cnn little bit late but I think this is how the joke goes, someone correct me if I?m wrong
vise president meets sadam at secret place. When he enterers the building he hold 2 fingers together (like the peace sign). Sadam says did we win, vice president says no we are the only 2 left.

p.s. it sounded much better on tv.

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: Ylen13
Turn on cnn little bit late but I think this is how the joke goes, someone correct me if I?m wrong
vise president meets sadam at secret place. When he enterers the building he hold 2 fingers together (like the peace sign). Sadam says did we win, vice president says no we are the only 2 left.

p.s. it sounded much better on tv.

 

[HappyPuppy]

I'm sure I'll laugh just as soon as I get it. Until then.................

 

[NesuD]

Saddams personal surgeon gathers all of his body doubles together and says to them I've got good news and bad news.
The good news is Saddam is still alive.
The bad news is.....























He lost an arm. :evil:

 

[Trevelyan]

Originally posted by: NesuD
Saddams personal surgeon gathers all of his body doubles together and says to them I've got good news and bad news. The good news is Saddam is still alive. The bad news is..... He lost an arm. :evil:

haha

 

[Alistar7]

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered,"

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
inside them is color-coded,"

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when
he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are
interchangeable."

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: Alistar7
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered,"

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
inside them is color-coded,"

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when
he observes: "The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are
interchangeable."

Boooooooooooooooo.