Russian News Reader Can't Keep Straight Face On This Story

[edwardo123]

Training seals to kill with guns..

https://youtu.be/YacJupKCmec

 

[Moonbeam]

I suspect that she found the hats funny. I would shoot anything out of the water that swam toward me wearing such hats and ask questions later.

 

[kage69]

Yeah, it's got to be the berets, although having them pose with fake rifles is as funny as it is impressive. Curious that they're using seals instead of sea lions, I guess they're taking a range of water temperatures into account?

Sorry Russia, you are late to the game here. The US Navy has trained dolphins that can do the job better and faster (although they lose in the cute department from lacking head wear). And they don't need guns and gun training, they'll just ram you with a harpoon built into their custom dolphin retainers!

 

[Darwin333]

Yeah, it's got to be the berets, although having them pose with fake rifles is as funny as it is impressive. Curious that they're using seals instead of sea lions, I guess they're taking a range of water temperatures into account?

Sorry Russia, you are late to the game here. The US Navy has trained dolphins that can do the job better and faster (although they lose in the cute department from lacking head wear). And they don't need guns and gun training, they'll just ram you with a harpoon built into their custom dolphin retainers!

Bah, DARPA has already fitted them with lasers.

 

[kage69]

Bah, DARPA has already fitted them with lasers.

Ah yes, the hot meal entitlement. I had forgotten.

 

[werepossum]

Yeah, it's got to be the berets, although having them pose with fake rifles is as funny as it is impressive. Curious that they're using seals instead of sea lions, I guess they're taking a range of water temperatures into account?

Sorry Russia, you are late to the game here. The US Navy has trained dolphins that can do the job better and faster (although they lose in the cute department from lacking head wear). And they don't need guns and gun training, they'll just ram you with a harpoon built into their custom dolphin retainers!

Custom dolphin retainers? Crap, I didn't even know we had dolphin braces!

 

[CZroe]

The OP implies a news anchor cracking up, which I did not see.

 

[Sulaco]

That's "Can't keep a straight face" ? Really??

She barely cracked a slight smirk before the cut away.

Methinks "edwardo" is doing his best to spam some traffic to his Youtube channel.