Russian mail order brides

theeedude

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They basically go to the cops and make up stories about how you abused them, then they don't get deported, and they sue you for all your money. Plus big Boris will appear from out of nowhere to kick your ass once in a while.
 

RossMAN

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Originally posted by: senseamp
They basically go to the cops and make up stories about how you abused them, then they don't get deported, and they sue you for all your money. Plus big Boris will appear from out of nowhere to kick your ass once in a while.

lol :thumbsup:
 

Vonkhan

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Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: senseamp
They basically go to the cops and make up stories about how you abused them, then they don't get deported, and they sue you for all your money. Plus big Boris will appear from out of nowhere to kick your ass once in a while.

lol :thumbsup:

u mean Boris the Bullet Dodger? :shocked:
 

lyssword

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I'm (3/4) Russian and I say don't do it :p I've heard people have been scammed out of money doing this.
 

Aimster

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just spend your money on escorts.

much cheaper and better.

Unless you love drama.
 

Superrock

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My friend told me a story about an older American guy who acutally did order a hot mail order bride.

Unfortunately, she tried to poison her American husband and is now serving time.
 

GMI

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I imagine everything will go nice and loving until she get her green card, then you'll come home and find her in bed with the mailman :p
 

RallyMaster

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They're Russian. That's all you need to know.

They hack websites.
They write viruses.
They have nukes.
They run illegal crap a lot and like to point Kalashnikovs at one's head.
And worst of all: They scam people out of their eBay goods.
 

RossMAN

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Originally posted by: andylawcc
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: nkgreen
Originally posted by: andylawcc
Originally posted by: Stiganator
Anandtech should order them all!

group discount + mir = ftw.

Help us, RossMAN, you're our only hope!

My wife would yield a pair of scissors and ...

oh noes! she's gonna cut up the rebates?!?!?!?!?

:Q