Russia Bans Emo

[shortylickens]

http://www.cracked.com/article_1919...ieve-got-banned-by-modern-governments_p2.html

I think number 1 has already been discussed enough.

 

[OCGuy]

Can they please deport all of the hot Russian emo chicks to my bedroom?

 

[disappoint]

lol the aussies banned small breasts in porn claiming it encouraged pedophilia

 

[mmntech]

lol the aussies banned small breasts in porn claiming it encouraged pedophilia

The government said with a wink and a nod. :sneaky:
Australia's attitude towards censorship is as odd as China's. The latter of which banned time travel. Great Scott!

 

[disappoint]

banned time travel? you can only enforce that with genocide. everyone moves forward in time 1 second per second. just slightly less if you're in orbit.

 

[Soccerman06]

Apparently Australia banned a-cup chicks from porn...

 

[Imp]

lol the aussies banned small breasts in porn claiming it encouraged pedophilia

Thank god for jailbait...

 

[HeXen]

the only ban i'd like to see is here in America, ban the youth from wearing size XXXXX large pants to expose their underwear forcing them to walk like retarded geese with one hand holding the pants up. thats not a style, thats just a stupidly inefficient way to walk and in prison, it meant your ready to be rear ended.

 

[mmntech]

the only ban i'd like to see is here in America, ban the youth from wearing size XXXXX large pants to expose their underwear forcing them to walk like retarded geese with one hand holding the pants up. thats not a style, thats just a stupidly inefficient way to walk and in prison, it meant your ready to be rear ended.

On the plus side, they can't run from the police. :thumbsup:

 

[Joseph F]

<-- Is now considering moving to Russia to avoid faggy emo kids.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Never underestimate the power of apathy!

 

[rasczak]

<-- Is now considering moving to Russia to avoid faggy emo kids.

but you're a faggy emo kid

 

[JulesMaximus]

<-- Is now considering moving to Russia to avoid faggy emo kids.

Maybe they'll ban judgmental dickwads next?

 

[PottedMeat]

On the plus side, they can't run from the police. :thumbsup:

or they die trying to get away

http://www.aolnews.com/2009/12/18/killer-tripped-up-by-his-own-baggy-pants/

The attacker followed her onto the fire escape, but once again his drooping pants fell and he tripped, plunging three stories to his death.

 

[Joseph F]

Maybe they'll ban judgmental dickwads next?

How am I a dickwad for disliking emos? (or is it "emoes"?)

 

[rasczak]

How am I a dickwad for disliking emos? (or is it "emoes"?)

your photo alone says "i am a dickwad"

 

[Joseph F]

The fact that you're judging me by my photo makes you stupid.

 

[manimal]

The fact that you're judging me by my photo makes you stupid.

also makes it funny sadly. sorry.

 

[shortylickens]

Yup, this thread is now filled with angry emo.

I LOVE YOU ALL!!

:awe: