Rush Limbaugh's new drug problem: Viagra....

[Analog]

WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (AP) -- Rush Limbaugh was detained for about 3 1/2 hours at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

The 55-year-old radio commentator's luggage was examined by U.S. Customs and Border Protection after his private plane landed at the airport around 2 p.m. from the Dominican Republic, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.

Customs officials found in Limbaugh's luggage a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra, a prescription drug that treats erectile disfunction, Miller said.

"The problem was that on the bottle itself was not his name, but the name of two Florida doctors," Miller said.

The matter was turned over to the sheriff's office, whose investigators interviewed Limbaugh.

"He said he had the Viagra in his possession for his use and that he did obtain it from his doctors," Miller said.

Sheriff's investigators confiscated the drugs, and Limbaugh was released around 5:30 p.m. without being charged.

However, the sheriff's office plans to file a report with the state attorney's office.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/26/limbaugh.viagra.ap/index.html

 

[Nebor]

Probably wouldn't have gotten any attention from the authorities if he wasn't famous.

 

[dexvx]

Originally posted by: Nebor
Probably wouldn't have gotten any attention from the authorities if he wasn't famous.

Famous for talking down on druggies and how they're ruining America.

 

[13Gigatons]

Joke 1: It appears Rush's hardline approach is not that hard after all.

Joke 2: Rush always said he was a big softie.

Joke 3:

 

[Red Dawn]

The Dominican Republic is well known for it's Sex Industry. The only question is the sex of the Dominicans he was buggering!

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
The Dominican Republic is well known for it's Sex Industry. The only question is the sex of the Dominicans he was buggering!

Guava.



He couldn't get it on with any animate objects.

 

[Tom]

This paints an ugly picture.

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: 13Gigatons
Joke 1: It appears Rush's hardline approach is not that hard after all.

Joke 2: Rush always said he was a big softie.

Joke 3:

On his radio show the other day Rush said he had a good time in the Dominican Republic.

The bill bottle contains 30 pills but there were 29 in there found by customs therefore.....

Joke 3: Rush really did have a good time in the DR.

- courteousy of Olbermann

 

[MisterJackson]

The penalty will be stiff for sure, especially if it's community service that lasts for four hours or longer. He should seek immediate legal counsel 😉

 

[jonnyGURU]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
The penalty will be stiff for sure, especially if it's community service that lasts for four hours or longer. He should seek immediate legal counsel 😉

So you're saying he's going to get HARD TIME?

I actually thought this thread would be serious.... *sigh*

I was going to say, it's been proven that Viagra improves stamina. Some cyclist will take it for long rides. I know I couldn't ride w/ a stiffy. 😀 Wonder if Rush needed a little "upper" for his trip to DR. 😉

 

[phisrow]

Now, what would a nice, conservative, unmarried boy like Rush be doing with a bottle of viagra in a country known for sex tourism?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: phisrow
Now, what would a nice, conservative, unmarried boy like Rush be doing with a bottle of viagra in a country known for sex tourism?

He is committing SINS against God and Jesus, of course. Goddamned Republican hypocrites...

 

[jonnyGURU]

NM.

Not worth the confrontation.