Running to wait for an elevator

[Exterous]

Was headed to a meeting today and was passed by a woman running to the elevator. She passed the door to the stairwell and pushed the "Down" arrow and started waiting impatiently. I opened the stairwell door next to the elevator and took the stairs down a floor and walked into the meeting room. A couple of minutes later she entered. Not only am I not sure why she was running (since we were both a few minutes early for the meeting) but if she was in such a hurry why wait for the elevator to go down a single floor?

 

[highland145]

You really want OT to explain women?

 

[IronWing]

She didn't want to be in the stairwell with the creepy guy.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Because americans are lazy and stupid?

And the poor poor women couldn't possibly go up/down a flight of stairs! They might break a heel!

 

[Exterous]

You really want OT to explain women?

Good point

She didn't want to be in the stairwell with the creepy guy.

Aww...but I even showered today

 

[highland145]

The old spice body wash was wasted on her. Should have gone with the Nivia aftershave.

 

[IronWing]

The old spice body wash was wasted on her. Should have gone with the Nivia aftershave.

Is that the stuff that smells like the man that your man smells like?

 

[highland145]

Is that the stuff that smells like the man that your man smells like?

lol

Old Spice is back in with the hip crowd or so says my 16 y.o.

 

[SKORPI0]

Was she fat?




Probably not, since fatties cannot run.

 

[BudAshes]

lol

Old Spice is back in with the hip crowd or so says my 16 y.o.

If I was supreme ruler of the universe body spray would be outlawed and violators would be executed.

 

[highland145]

If I was supreme ruler of the universe body spray would be outlawed and violators would be executed.

This is body wash and usually I'd agree but it beats my mid pubescent teen smelling like a gym locker.

 

[BudAshes]

This is body wash and usually I'd agree but it beats my mid pubescent teen smelling like a gym locker.

Bodywash is fine. It's the goddamn spray that is so foul because they spray it all over their clothes. Spraying yourself with a horrifying odor does not make the already toxic smell you have less disgusting. It's like trying to fix the Fukushima meltdown by nuking it from space.

 

[highland145]

Bodywash is fine. It's the goddamn spray that is so foul because they spray it all over their clothes. Spraying yourself with a horrifying odor does not make the already toxic smell you have less disgusting. It's like trying to fix the Fukushima meltdown by nuking it from space.

At the last sports banquet, the coach said, "No amount of Axe body spray can make the inside of our bus smell better."

 

[Exterous]

Bodywash is fine. It's the goddamn spray that is so foul because they spray it all over their clothes. Spraying yourself with a horrifying odor does not make the already toxic smell you have less disgusting. It's like trying to fix the Fukushima meltdown by nuking it from space.

You're missing the point of it. Its so strong it overpowers woman due to their more sensitive sense of smell. This leaves them dazed, confused and susceptible to the humpings of hormone crazed teenaged boys

 

[BurnItDwn]

lol elevator to go down 1 floor ...

Hands full with full mug of coffee and a laptop? Can be difficult not to spill on the stairs, though I would argue that running in the hall is much more likely way to spill.

 

[Mayne]

I love seeing 20 people around an elevator to go up 1 floor...so fucking pathetic it makes me chuckle everytime.

 

[feralkid]

Because americans are lazy and stupid?

And the poor poor women couldn't possibly go up/down a flight of stairs! They might break a heel!

Bloom Axe?

 

[Kaido]

You really want OT to explain women?

 

[highland145]

ignore, ignore...

 

[Exterous]

Well at least we finally have selfi of Kaido. I feel like its a good start to a PSA commercial "This is your body on a kitchen appliance addiction"