RULES YUO SHOULDS KNOW FIRWST;

[Vikaden]

here are soem general rules of thumbs when workeing on computars. print these out and MEMSORAISE THEM:>

1) insides of computars are hot so haev a glass of water next to it whenevar yuor working with one so it doesant burn yuo. if it does, pour teh water inside teh computar and shouit "CUT IT OUT!!!" (Here's a saying: "When in doubt shout "cut it out"!!!!&quot

2) intel has chips which send out data to Intel about you and yuor CPU, so hide yuor wallet when opening yuor computar case or else it will sends yuor drivars license number and how much moneys yuo haev uin yuor bank acount.

3) KEEP COMPUTAR PLUGED INTO TEH WALL AT ALL TIMES!!! that way yuo can see where electricity is going and follow it. make sure it doesnent go into yuor table or children.

4) wear platform shoes and a sombrero or a tall hat. The taller yuo are, the more hardar it si for electriocty to get into yuo. wear a cape too for insoltation.

5) put lots of newspapaers and hay on the floor in case yuo bleed.

6) haev autodial phone for 911 and know how to shout "FOR GODS SAKE SEND SOMEBODEY OVAR RIGHT NOW".

 

[hpkeeper]

WTF is this????

 

[Windogg]

Someone has been to SomethingAwful.com.

LUNIX RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!

Windogg

 

[toph99]

someone need a spell checker?

 

[Windogg]

warening: this si a vary "high tech" artical so do not try thiese if yuo are a newbee to computars and haev mom's Gateway computar too use becuase yuo haev too be vary smarty and know what yuor doing! i haev maney years of experiance in computars and I am a expart so I know what im doing. yuo probly dont but READS THIS ARTICAL ANYWYAS BECUASE I NEEDS PAEG HITS FOR MONEYS FROM UGO!!! OH WAIT IM NOT ON UGO IM ON SOMETHING ELSE but clicks anyways alright!

 

[loup garou]

Don't you people know wh o JeffK is?

 

[jaydee]

Yes and spelling and grammar, is a plus as well. Further problems may allow you to utilize the "check spelling and grammar" option found in any good ol' word processor.

 

[Vikaden]

Numbers 4,5 and 6 are the best, I can just see a 6'4" guy with platforms, a sombraro, a cape, newspaper and hay strewn about the floor with phone in hand.

 

[Windogg]

Anyone know the link where JeffK did the Flash film on "Lunix"? I've been trying to find it.

Windogg