Rules of the internet...

[Demon-Xanth]

1. Anything you say or do will be used against you, and usually completely out of context.

2. Anyone on the internet is male until proven otherwise.

3. If you can think of it, there's probably a page on the internet about it.

4. The internet would be two computers and an ethernet cable if it weren't for porn. Quit complaining.


What other amusing rules are there?

 

[Fausto]

DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS. IT'S REALLY FVCKING ANNOYING.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Always assume that posts with an identical avatar are from the same person, don't bother reading the name below the avatar.

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Always assume that posts with an identical avatar are from the same person, don't bother reading the name below the avatar.

right on scoorb

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Always assume that posts with an identical avatar are from the same person, don't bother reading the name below the avatar.

right on scoorb

i agree Ameesh

 

[Demon-Xanth]

When a porn site says "TV", they don't mean "television".

"Check this webpage out" is a synonym for "Taste this" or "Smell this"

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Always assume that posts with an identical avatar are from the same person, don't bother reading the name below the avatar.

right on scoorb

i agree Ameesh

I knew LordMaul would pop in here

 

[Jhill]

5. Everything you read on the internet or get in an email is true until proven false. It is your right to spread this information to all your friends,family and coworkers, and to swear that it is true.

 

[notfred]

>> Everything you read on the internet or get in an email
>> is true until proven false. It is your right to spread this
>> information to all your friends,family and coworkers,
>> and to swear that it is true.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Always assume that posts with an identical avatar are from the same person, don't bother reading the name below the avatar.

right on scoorb

i agree Ameesh

I knew LordMaul would pop in here

Beau, was there any doubt!?

 

[squirrel dog]

6.If you use a credit card on the internet,dont whine about someone stealing your numbers and running up charges.

 

[Queasy]

7. If you try to entice a minor into a 'meeting' over the internet, don't be surprised when you are surrounded by cops at the Burger King.

 

[Glitchny]

Originally posted by: Queasy
7. If you try to entice a minor into a 'meeting' over the internet, don't be surprised when you are surrounded by cops at the Burger King.

also dont be suprised if it is another 40 year old man doing the same thing...

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Always assume that posts with an identical avatar are from the same person, don't bother reading the name below the avatar.

right on scoorb

i agree Ameesh

I knew LordMaul would pop in here

I agree with conjur.

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Always assume that posts with an identical avatar are from the same person, don't bother reading the name below the avatar.

right on scoorb

i agree Ameesh

I knew LordMaul would pop in here

I agree with conjur.

Keep quiet, Roger.

 

[tweakmm]