***Rules For Visiting Hawaii***

[mztykal]

Here's a few rules that I came up with for any of you planning on coming to Hawaii for vacation.

1) Don't wear over revealing clothes. That's just wrong. =(
2) Don't go to the beach if you're fat. (see end of rule 1)
3) Bring enough money to go to the malls. Not those damn outlet stores and the swap meet.
4) Bring enough sunscreen so you don't get burnt. Don't need no *red* people walking around.
5) Rent a car. Don't need ya'll walking around *burnt* (see rule 4).
6) If you're old, see rule 1.

Enjoy! =)


-MzTyKaL

 

[AlphaIVT]

lol, that was not funny.

 

[IBhacknU]

7)Don't refer to the mainland as "back in the States"
8)Find the right beach if you like to break rule #1
9)If you obey rule #5, remember, this ain't the FRICKN' mainland. SLOW DOWN!
10)Don't ask me if I live here (no you idiot, I commute to work each day)

 

[BiggieN]

it seems very easy to tell the mainlanders from the natives from my last trip...all us pale skinned freaks.


and it seems everyone surfs in hawaii...

 

[mztykal]

BiggieN - I don't surf. A lot of my friends don't. We go to the beach, but not surf...

 

[BiggieN]

my bad...i guess i am an ignorant mainlander...


it seems everyone goes to the beach in hawaii...

 

[IBhacknU]

I'm pretty damn white myself.... be hard to tell me from a kama'aina

 

[KameLeon]

<< 2) Don't go to the beach if you're fat. >>


No hawaii beaches for me..

 

<< 10)Don't ask me if I live here (no you idiot, I commute to work each day) >>



Nice scenery during the flight?

 

[Stark]

<< Bring enough money to go to the malls. Not those damn outlet stores and the swap meet. >>


I got some of my favorite hawaiian shirts at the Ross &quot;dress for less&quot; store over by costco on Oahu. All the stores in Waikiki were pretty outragous. I also got a whole ton of cool surf t-shirts at Waiamea Bay from some guy selling them off a folding table. I think they were 2 or 3 for $10.

 

[IBhacknU]

you are right stark.... there's nothin special at the malls. The swap meet ain't much better. Shop where the locals do, COSTCO!

 

[DABANSHEE]

Hey I've been to Hawaii, but I didn't find nothing there that's not avaliable cheaper an easier in Sydney. Except volcanoes.

Mind part of the deal I was on was free food &amp; booz, so you can guess what I spent my time doing.

Plus the beaches in Sydney are less gaudy &amp; touristy.

 

[prodigy]

I've never been to Hawaii but I'll keep this in mind for when I do visit ya'll.

 

[IBhacknU]

I have an open offer to any of you visitors, public internet access (T1)... on me!

 

[SCSIfreek]

One more thing, never pick up lava rocks from the volcanoes!!!!


--SCSI

 

[IBhacknU]

^ SCSIfreak, let me be the first to rate you brah (a 10 of course!)
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[Stallion]

When we were on maui the Costco had just opened.We had pizza from there for dinner one night, wasn't as good as Cheeseburger in Paridise though. We went to Big beach down by Wialeia (sp) and from what I heard at the far end their was a nude spot called &quot;little beach&quot;. We didn't go there though.

 

[RossMAN]

<< One more thing, never pick up lava rocks from the volcanoes!!!! >>


You should write the &quot;Hawaii for Dummies&quot; book

 

[kw3i]

last rule should be
bring friends or significant other to have a really good time

 

[SinnerWolf]

some more rules

Pretend you know what &quot;Haole&quot; means
Speak in pigeon (da kind, sup bra, etc..)
Do not where flourescents, fanny packs, flower shirts, or
sunglass floaters
Avoid the overcrowded tourist beaches that have no waves/marine life
Do not wear or buy anything that says Hawaii on it for you to use
while there

 

[Shalmanese]

Dont ask them why they have an interstate highway .

 

[ArkAoss]

interstate. thats good

 

[Nick Stone]

Helpful hints:
Driving in Honolulu;
If you plan to drive in Honolulu, get a good city map, a navigator, and memorize your route in advance. Why? The &quot;H1&quot;, their main interstate has no access roads. So what? you say. Well, you can't enter or exit except by hitting the exact &quot;cross&quot; street that has an entrance of exit ramp. It's very frustrating ramdomly weaving back and forth under the interstate on one way streets hoping you finally find an on-ramp. Same story at your exit. You see the Sams store from the interstate -- you exit, but you haven't got a clue how to drive to it.

Hiking on Oahu;
If you plan on hiking up one of the many ridge trails to where you can view both the ocean to the north and to the south, keep in mind that the trails are slippery when wet. And they will be wet even if it's dry everywhere else. Also these trails are well maintained but you travel up and down in elevation more than you would expect. Plan accordingly.

 

[paruhd0x]

Rule 7) If you go by the nick mztykal then you are being ignored

 

[Doggiedog]

If you are Japanese, don't smile at the Arizona Memorial (I know Vets get pissed at that).