Rules For Automatic Revocation Of A Man Card

[blackllotus]

By implying that woman are inferior to men like the OP

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: Oiprocs

Originally posted by: BigJ
3. Trying to show your manliness by creating threads detailing rules for automatic revokations of man cards.

/end thread

Lack of a sense of humor is definitely a man card revocable offense.

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I know vegans that could beat the crap out of you.

Being able to beat the crap out of some one does not make you a man. Being able to take a ass whooping does.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I know vegans that could beat the crap out of you.

Being able to beat the crap out of some one does not make you a man. Being able to take a ass whooping does.

no. being a man means knowing when to beat or get an ass whooping and having the maturity to avoid it.

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: blackllotus
By implying that woman are inferior to men like the OP

By implying something that some one is not implying. I never said women were inferior to men. They are just different.

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I know vegans that could beat the crap out of you.

Being able to beat the crap out of some one does not make you a man. Being able to take a ass whooping does.

no. being a man means knowing when to beat or get an ass whooping and having the maturity to avoid it.

Agreed

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Being a bottom.

Being gay does not exclude some one from having a man card. Being effeminate does.

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: waggy
men who watch Dr. Phil!


oh wait...

LOL

I already told you how to get your man card back in the previous thread.

Just go to the strip bar that has a grill. Drink several beers while getting a lap dance and eating a steak will guarantee you a new man card.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I know vegans that could beat the crap out of you.

Being able to beat the crap out of some one does not make you a man. Being able to take a ass whooping does.

The vegans that I mentioned that could beat the crap out of you are women.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Being a bottom.

Being gay does not exclude some one from having a man card. Being effeminate does.

That's why I said bottom.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Being a bottom.

Being gay does not exclude some one from having a man card. Being effeminate does.

Indeed....I know tops that are a hell of a lot less manly than the bottoms.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I know vegans that could beat the crap out of you.

Being able to beat the crap out of some one does not make you a man. Being able to take a ass whooping does.

The vegans that I mentioned that could beat the crap out of you are women.

Are they women or womyn?

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Being a bottom.

Being gay does not exclude some one from having a man card. Being effeminate does.

That's why I said bottom.

Bottom does not equal fem enough to be a reliable judge.

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I know vegans that could beat the crap out of you.

Being able to beat the crap out of some one does not make you a man. Being able to take a ass whooping does.

The vegans that I mentioned that could beat the crap out of you are women.

But did I tell you that I liked for women to beat the crap out of me? I am kinky like that. :evil:

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: legoman666
having a small dick? Or does it have to be more subtle than that?

No, genitalia size does not count as long as you still know how to please a woman.

Is that was she said?

She was too busy screaming from pleasure to say anything.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: shinerburke

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: legoman666
having a small dick? Or does it have to be more subtle than that?

No, genitalia size does not count as long as you still know how to please a woman.

Is that was she said?

She was too busy screaming from pleasure to say anything.

Well Norman is home to some of the finest sluts in the country.

 

[Ophir]

Using a paper towel to open a public bathroom door.

 

[Platypus]

being concerned about other mens' cards.

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: Platypus
being concerned about other mens' cards.

Please see my previous post on lacking a sense of humor.

 

[Laminator]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
I know vegans that could beat the crap out of you.

Being able to beat the crap out of some one does not make you a man. Being able to take a ass whooping does.

The vegans that I mentioned that could beat the crap out of you are women.

If the OP has your average man's physical abilities and your average man's fighting skills, then I'd say that those women deserve man cards as well.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: Platypus
being concerned about other mens' cards.

Please see my previous post on lacking a sense of humor.

You mean the one you edited after I posted?

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: soonerproud

Originally posted by: Platypus
being concerned about other mens' cards.

Please see my previous post on lacking a sense of humor.

You mean the one you edited after I posted?

No, later on down.

I edited the first post because a few people actually took the thread serious and were offended.

 

[Auric]

What about being so concerned with your membership that you overcompensate by being reaally involved in watching other men play ball games?

 

[daveshel]

Who cares? I never get carded anyway.

 

[manowar821]

Wow, Pathetic? Go back to high school, meat-heads.