I was inspired to start this topic while reading another thread in which a poster admitted to watching Dr. Phill. Watching Dr. Phill is a grevious offense that results in instant revocation of a man card. As with any bylaw in the man code there are exceptions to rule. Watching Oprah or Dr. Phill one time in order to please your woman in an attempt to have sex or have her do your laundry, clean your house or cook you a steak and baked potato dinner is acceptable. The reason for this is you are making a brief compromise in order to fulfill higher man duties of sex, laziness and of course eating red meat. Watching Dr. Phill or Oprah because you enjoy it results in instant revocation.
What are your suggestions for more rules of instant revocation of a man card? Here are three more of my suggestions.
1. Being Mr. sensitivity. (There is nothing more disgusting to a man than another man acting like a chick.) Pretending to be sensitive is ok as long as it is not your lifestyle and gets a Woman to disrobe for you.
2. Becoming a vegan. (Real men eat red meat. Eating a vegan meal on occasion is ok as long as it is not your life style. Just remember to follow it up with a hamburger later in the evening to counter the effects against your manhood.)
3. Taking a thread on man card revocation seriously. (Lacking a sense of humor qualifies for instant man card revocation.)
What are your suggestions for more rules of instant revocation of a man card? Here are three more of my suggestions.
1. Being Mr. sensitivity. (There is nothing more disgusting to a man than another man acting like a chick.) Pretending to be sensitive is ok as long as it is not your lifestyle and gets a Woman to disrobe for you.
2. Becoming a vegan. (Real men eat red meat. Eating a vegan meal on occasion is ok as long as it is not your life style. Just remember to follow it up with a hamburger later in the evening to counter the effects against your manhood.)
3. Taking a thread on man card revocation seriously. (Lacking a sense of humor qualifies for instant man card revocation.)
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