ROTF! A guy on campus was using a little dog to get chicks!

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

<< I have an aunt & uncle who pop out babies like a Pez dispenser. >>



BAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!

 

[Novgrod]

at home I have a trained attack lab. Well, truth be told, he's really personable. If any girls fall for the trick though, I'll just tell him to attack.

Really gotta question any girl who falls for the baby trick though: "look, it's a father figure! he can raise my future children!" [shudder]

Fun stuff though.

 

[bcmind]

Puppy trick always work

 

[Hammer]

True, but is supplies enough sympathy (your sister + your nephew) with the added benefits of the baby not being yours nor you being responsible for it. Chicks don't like excess baggage any more than we do.



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<< Widowed sister's kid will works ok though >>


That story does not illicit nearly as much sympathy. >>

 

[StormRider]

Dang, I wish this trick works with all things little -- I'd have girls coming out of my underwear....

 

[GooberPHX420]

<< If any girls fall for the trick though, I'll just tell him to attack. >>



ROFL

 

[JetBlack69]

<< My roommate and I just looked at each other and shook our heards (after doing a double take ourselves). >>



WTH is a heard and why were you shaking them???

 

[thawolfman]

I should bring these guys on campus Too bad their eyes are all sh!tty in the pic

 

[virtuamike]

I have cats but try as I may I can't get them to walk with me. Plus they're too lazy, all they do is sleep all day.

 

[joohang]

Pics of chicks?

 

[jjones]

Anything small, cute and cuddly is a natural babe magnet. One, most girls are naturally attracted to them and two, it gives a girl an excuse to approach a guy without seeming forward. It's the perfect lazy man's way of attracting women.

 

[Pocatello]

The oldest trick around campus around the nation. I've seen it here all the time, very effective, I might add.

 

[SithSolo1]

You know where its at? Yorkiees. The chicks dig the Yorkiees. I have 2.

 

[Maetryx]

<< Dang, I wish this trick works with all things little -- I'd have girls coming out of my underwear.... >>



It has to be cute too. Try drawing some big sad eyes on the end of it.

 

[Maetryx]

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<< But beagle pups are the most adorable!!!! PICS of the puppy?? >>



Screw the dog... >>



Ahhhhhhh the power of selective editing.

 

[randomlinh]

damn, we can't have pets in campus housing...

 

[mpevah2]

<< But beagle pups are the most adorable!!!! PICS of the puppy?? >>



The pic request gave away your sex and proved his point.

 

[blueghost75]

we have a minature weiner dog here......its the tiniest little thing, and very cute. I had a newyears party at my house, and all the girls loved it when my mom came downstairs with the doggie.

we take her on vacation with us, and man, all kinds of people are attracted, chicks included.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<< i see a lot of this crap at VA Tech. >>

You ever see a guy walking around with a small pomeranian? Thats my roomate. It actually works too.

 

[littlezipp]

Whatever works! Good for him... How successful was he?

 

[UberNeuman]

I offen try using the dog to get chicks, but everytime I pull it out they run away...

 

[dude]

Hm.. do pit bulls and 5 feet high german shepards have the same effect I wonder....?

Or maybe those squeaky tiny chihuahua (sp?) dogs that look like overgrown rats....

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

Babies work! Try to get your little cousins..I was carrying my little cousin in my arms and all these girls were flocking towards me...quite fun =)

 

[VTBigBear]

"i see a lot of this crap at VA Tech. "

lol


I used to bring my 2 month old siberian huskie out to slusher tower... worked like a charm....

it was snowing back then so it was really really cute..

but that was about 5 yrs ago...