ROTF! A guy on campus was using a little dog to get chicks!

NFS4

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Haha, maybe he wasn't trying to pick up chicks...but it worked :)

My roommate and I were walking back from class, and this dude had a little beagle puppy and was walking him over in the grass. About 5 good-looking girls about melted and went over to play with the dog and talk to the guy. My roommate and I just looked at each other and shook our heads (after doing a double take ourselves:)).

 

b0mbrman

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Heh heh...if you take a lap around USC or UCLA near summertime, you'll see at least 7 guys at each campus pulling the same trick ;)
 

Lucky

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hey, my next door neighbors (who I share a back deck with) is a frat annex, always parties. There's always a keg up front and a keg in back on the deck, so I usually take my kitty out on the back to drink and talk to people. Im telling you, my cat will draw the attention of EVERY women that comes to the deck, I swear. Pets are something else man. I think its gods ways of evening out a mans chance to get laid. :)
 

kassy

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They say dogs and babies are the best pick up tools for guys.. I guess there must be some truth to it after all :)
 

AmigaMan

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When I was at UNC-W I took my friends cockerspanial out to the beach. Worked for the most part although I did get a couple guys come and stop to talk about the dog. Don't think they understood what I was trying to do.
 

Hammer

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Yup, old trick. Babies work also, but then there's questions on why you have it. :D
 

NFS4

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<< You did a double take on a guy?

I hope he was hot.

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The five chicks dummy ;)
 

BD2003

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Dont hate the player, hate the game! :D

I used to have a beagle, and it worked wonders for getting chicks....

But you also get little kiddies who wont leave you alone. Its give and take.
 

loup garou

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LOL, isn't that the only reason guys have pets in college? God knows thats why me and my roomates got a dog. ;)
 

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<< Yup, old trick. Babies work also, but then there's questions on why you have it. >>


Just tell them the babies mom is dead.
 

MichaelD

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<< Yup, old trick. Babies work also, but then there's questions on why you have it. :D >>




Thank you. The baby trick didn't work for me when I tried it w/my son. Here in my city, there's LOTS of single moms (MILFs :D) However, they aren't looking for a quick lay, they are looking for "Instant Family" ...just add a man, they already have the kid....or four. :Q
 

Lucky

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<< Yup, old trick. Babies work also, but then there's questions on why you have it. >>


Just tell them the babies mom is dead.
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In a tragic or freak accident. :)
 

Viper GTS

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<<

<< Yup, old trick. Babies work also, but then there's questions on why you have it. >>


Just tell them the babies mom is dead.
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And what if you had both a dog & the baby/sad story combo?

Viper GTS
 

Texmaster

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<< Yup, old trick. Babies work also, but then there's questions on why you have it. :D >>




Thank you. The baby trick didn't work for me when I tried it w/my son. Here in my city, there's LOTS of single moms (MILFs :D) However, they aren't looking for a quick lay, they are looking for "Instant Family" ...just add a man, they already have the kid....or four. :Q
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Run Away!! Run Away!!
 

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<<

<<

<< Yup, old trick. Babies work also, but then there's questions on why you have it. >>


Just tell them the babies mom is dead.
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And what if you had both a dog & the baby/sad story combo?

Viper GTS
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You might as well start saving for child support now, cause one's already on the way.
 

Hammer

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That would still leave you with a kid. :) Widowed sister's kid will works ok though. ;)



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<< Yup, old trick. Babies work also, but then there's questions on why you have it. >>


Just tell them the babies mom is dead.
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UltraQuiet

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<< And what if you had both a dog & the baby/sad story combo? >>


I would reccomend that you carry condoms in the baby's diaper bag.
 

b0mbrman

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<< Yup, old trick. Babies work also, but then there's questions on why you have it. :D >>


Babysitting for a single mother that you're related to...I can't think of anything better offhand..
 

UltraQuiet

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<< Widowed sister's kid will works ok though >>


That story does not illicit nearly as much sympathy.
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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<< But beagle pups are the most adorable!!!! PICS of the puppy?? >>



Screw the dog pics... what about pics of the women?:D
 

Viper GTS

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<< i see a lot of this crap at VA Tech. >>



Did you leave your sense of humor there?

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I don't have a baby or a dog, but I can get a puppy & I have an aunt & uncle who pop out babies like a Pez dispenser. I'm sure I can borrow one.

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