Rooster, Chicken, Hen

[wicktron]

there is chicken, rooster, and hen.

rooster has sex with chicken. what has sex with the hen?

 

[Chrono]

are you smoking crack?
hen's are the female chickens. rooster's are male.
there you have it, roosters do the dirty thing with hens.

 

[MaxDSP]

"Something's off alright"

 

[wicktron]

i thought chickens were female. is a rooster a chicken, then? i always thought a rooster was a rooster, and a chicken, was well... a chicken.

 

[TechnoKid]

a hen is a chicken but a chicken isn't always a hen and a rooster isn't a chicken and a hen isn't a rooseter either.

 

[wicktron]

Originally posted by: TechnoKid
a hen is a chicken but a chicken isn't always a hen and a rooster isn't a chicken and a hen isn't a rooseter either.

you lost me at "a hen"

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: TechnoKid
a hen is a chicken but a chicken isn't always a hen and a rooster isn't a chicken and a hen isn't a rooseter either.

A Chicken is a type of bird.
Hen is a female chicken.
Rooster is a male chicken.

 

[MAME]

-> = is to

chicken -> human
hen -> woman
rooster -> man


there, was that so hard?

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: TechnoKid
a hen is a chicken but a chicken isn't always a hen and a rooster isn't a chicken and a hen isn't a rooseter either.

a rooster isn't a chicken?

you sir are wrong

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: TechnoKid
a hen is a chicken but a chicken isn't always a hen and a rooster isn't a chicken and a hen isn't a rooseter either.

A Chicken is a type of bird.
Hen is a female chicken.
Rooster is a male chicken.

Like a horse is a type of mammal.
A Stallion is a male.
A Mare is a female.

 

[ZOXXO]

Originally posted by: Chrono
are you smoking crack? hen's are the female chickens. rooster's are male. there you have it, roosters do the dirty thing with hens.

Eggsactly.

 

[wicktron]

thanks. i was just thinking about fried chicken. then i saw cornish game hen in the freezer. and i thought this whole topic up. :beer:

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: wicktron
thanks. i was just thinking about fried chicken. then i saw cornish game hen in the freezer. and i thought this whole topic up. :beer:

So it's weed, not crack then?

 

[wicktron]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: wicktron
thanks. i was just thinking about fried chicken. then i saw cornish game hen in the freezer. and i thought this whole topic up. :beer:

So it's weed, not crack then?

neither.

 

[Mill]

I didn't think it possible, but I read this thread and became dumb.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: wicktron
what has sex with the hen?

the hen is frigid.

 

[95SS]

Originally posted by: wicktron
thanks. i was just thinking about fried chicken. then i saw cornish game hen in the freezer. and i thought this whole topic up. :beer:

You thought about sex with a Cornish game hen??

:beer:

 

[wicktron]

Originally posted by: 95SS

Originally posted by: wicktron
thanks. i was just thinking about fried chicken. then i saw cornish game hen in the freezer. and i thought this whole topic up. :beer:

You thought about sex with a Cornish game hen??

:beer:

it took me a while, but yeah... man... somebody must have fed me a magic brownie.

 

[Rumpltzer]

i think this is the funniest thread i've read today

 

[Whitecloak]

Originally posted by: Mill
I didn't think it possible, but I read this thread and became dumb.

In your case, it would be an improvement

 

[wicktron]

Originally posted by: whitecloak

Originally posted by: Mill
I didn't think it possible, but I read this thread and became dumb.

In your case, it would be an improvement

:Q
that's messed up.
off to roscoe's chicken and waffles tomorrow to enjoy good chicken. HURRAY

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: wicktron

Originally posted by: whitecloak

Originally posted by: Mill
I didn't think it possible, but I read this thread and became dumb.

In your case, it would be an improvement

:Q
that's messed up.
off to roscoe's chicken and waffles tomorrow to enjoy good chicken. HURRAY

"i made you' favorite! chicken and waffles!"