Roommates GF

[Dragoon42]

So i moved into a new place with two buddies of mine. One of them has a GF i despise. It was already said (before we moved in) that she wasn't going to spend all the time here. Instead she's here all the time. Is it not normal for me to ask that she not stay here when he's not around? He thinks that he's making some huge sacrafice by asking her to leave when he's not around.


WTF??

 

[FoBoT]

maybe you seduce her and let him find out so he breaks up with her


or something

 

[sixone]

You knew she was trouble, and did it anyway.

 

[pennylane]

TTIWWP

Seems like all the suggested options involve you making a small sacrifice for hopefully the greater good.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
maybe you seduce her and let him find out so he breaks up with her


or something

Best. plan. ever.

 

[TheNinja]

just walk around in tighty whities for quite a while, or "accidentally" leave the door open while taking a crap. she will probably leave.

 

[Childs]

:camera:'s? If she's hot you might catch her slipping and get you some. Otherewise, tell her to get the f**k out!

 

[Kwaipie]

donkey punch

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
just walk around in tighty whities for quite a while, or "accidentally" leave the door open while taking a crap. she will probably leave.

Exactly. Don't forget to constantly fart and belch. Cook stinky food. Crank up some weird and annoying music when she's trying to watch TV or something. When you're on the computer or watching TV, yell out "OMG" or "Did you see that?" or whatever you can think of at the moment. Also, don't forget to eat or 'dispose of' any food that she might have bought.

 

[Dragoon42]

she's not hot =/

which is the sad part.

I still don't get wtf she wants to stay here when he's not around. She hates me and the other guy, and we pretty much hate her also. She lives 5 MINUTES AWAY WTF?!?!! She has her own dorm room


To those who answered "yes it is a big sacrafice to ask your GF to leave" please give me a freaking good reason why. He's not here. She hates us, we hate her. She has her own dorm room that's 5 minutes away. They never go over there.

 

[FoBoT]

maybe you could ask her for the key to her dorm room and go over there for some privacy

 

[Dacalo]

I think all three of you should sit down and talk (your roommates, not the girl). It's two against one, and you two should voice your displeasures.

 

[randay]

sacrifice

 

[her209]

Tell her she needs to bring her roommates/friends next time she wants to come over.

 

[puffff]

Originally posted by: Dragoon42
she's not hot =/

which is the sad part.

I still don't get wtf she wants to stay here when he's not around. She hates me and the other guy, and we pretty much hate her also. She lives 5 MINUTES AWAY WTF?!?!! She has her own dorm room


To those who answered "yes it is a big sacrafice to ask your GF to leave" please give me a freaking good reason why. He's not here. She hates us, we hate her. She has her own dorm room that's 5 minutes away. They never go over there.

if the guy is not there, you have all the right in the world to say 'get the f*** out, you don't live here'

 

[Childs]

Tell your buddy whats up. I lived in an apt with 4 guys in college, and 1 was a frat guy that had his ahole frat friends around all the time. No one said anything for a awhile, then things got so bad in the apt after a semester that everyone almost got in a fist fight at least one. Thats where you live, so dont let it build up.

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: Dragoon42
she's not hot =/

which is the sad part.

I still don't get wtf she wants to stay here when he's not around. She hates me and the other guy, and we pretty much hate her also. She lives 5 MINUTES AWAY WTF?!?!! She has her own dorm room


To those who answered "yes it is a big sacrafice to ask your GF to leave" please give me a freaking good reason why. He's not here. She hates us, we hate her. She has her own dorm room that's 5 minutes away. They never go over there.

Now does it make sense?

 

[SoulAssassin]

Originally posted by: Dragoon42
To those who answered "yes it is a big sacrafice to ask your GF to leave" please give me a freaking good reason why. He's not here. She hates us, we hate her. She has her own dorm room that's 5 minutes away. They never go over there.

She probably hates her roommates more.

 

[AStar617]

If it's that big a problem, call the cops and tresspass her. As long as her name isn't on the lease, there's not much she can do.

Better be ready for some face-time with your roommate afterwards tho. :laugh:

 

[monk3y]

To be honest you should have known that she would be there all the time. That's just how it works when people are in a relationship in college.

 

[ranmaniac]

Display your Transformers collection, and if you don't have one, get one of those Star Wars plastic lightsabers and pretend your Obi-Won Kenobi fighting Anakin while watching Star Wars Episode 3.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Put a no ugly girl sticker on the door. That'll solve it..rudely.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

you leave pets at home when you go to work or whatever, not your gf. she should be able to visit him even if you dont like it, but she shouldnt be hanging out without him there

 

[Canai]

If she won't leave peacefully, you can always get drunk and walk around naked or with your pants around your ankles.... guaranteed to scare her away!

Worked for my roomie's gf last year

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: deathkoba
Put a no ugly girl sticker on the door. That'll solve it..rudely.

And wear a No Fat Chicks t-shirt.