Roommate Thread Pt 2

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
how about just tell him to do the fvcking dishes or put it on his bed?

Put all the garbage on his bed too for added effect. Add human fecal matter (preferably yours) as needed. Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[blustori]

I will post my email as soon as I'm done writing it.

 

[BigJ]

Grow a pair and confront him.

If you think this is a bad roommate, you have no idea what else is out there.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: blustori
I will post my email as soon as I'm done writing it.

lmao. i cant wait for the thread a few hours later...

Topic Title: look at this e-mail my pansy roommate sent me!
Topic Summary: i think im going to go do an upper-decker in his toilet!!

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: blustori
I will post my email as soon as I'm done writing it.

lmao. i cant wait for the thread a few hours later...

Topic Title: look at this e-mail my pansy roommate sent me!
Topic Summary: i think im going to go do an upper-decker in his toilet!!

I'm not one to usually drift towards the dark side, but I had to use all my powers of good to restrain myself from making a parody.

 

[BHeemsoth]

Jesus christ, do not call his parents.

I hated my roomate last year, but when things got bad, we worked it out.

Calling his parents will just make you look like a b!tch and will result in you getting made fun of, as well as your roomate being ever more pissed at you, because you got his parents on his case.

 

[blustori]

Dear Roommate,

Do the fvcking dishes. I'm trying to eat something and I find a pile of dishes that are a couple of days old. I'm out of money and I can't eat out so I'm basically starving as I write this. Also wtf is up with the trash. It would be nice if you can drop off the trash in the trash room. Is it really that hard? It's fvcking across the hall. Like wtf dude are you trying to see if you can make a mountain? If you havn't realized I've been blasting my music whenever I felt annoyed by your presence. Other things that annoy me... You blast music like it's a club... I'm sorry, but I don't want to be distracted by hip hop music when I'm doing my hw. Yeah and wtf is up with cooking at 3 am in the morning? It's okay if your turn the fan on and open the windows, but like wtf dude? I find myself waking up everytime you cook late. You should know by now that smell seeps into the rooms. One final thing. I am NOT okay with your g/f living here! I'm pretty sure your parents arn't okay with it either. It's none of my business, but it becomes my business when I am disturbed and/or left with a dirty apartment. If you wanted to live with your g/f you should have found another apartment. I think it's common sense that if you have someone over, the place should be kept clean. I hope you take these things into consideration for the time you have left here.

P.S. - Let's not see each other.
Your Roommate.

I havn't sent it yet. I will wait for feedback from you guys first.

 

[BHeemsoth]

Originally posted by: blustori
Dear Roommate,

Do the fvcking dishes. I'm trying to eat something and I find a pile of dishes that are a couple of days old. I'm out of money and I can't eat out so I'm basically starving as I write this. Also wtf is up with the trash. It would be nice if you can drop off the trash in the trash room. Is it really that hard? It's fvcking across the hall. Like wtf dude are you trying to see if you can make a mountain? If you havn't realized I've been blasting my music whenever I felt annoyed by your presence. Other things that annoy me... You blast music like it's a club... I'm sorry, but I don't want to be distracted by hip hop music when I'm doing my hw. Yeah and wtf is up with cooking at 3 am in the morning? It's okay if your turn the fan on and open the windows, but like wtf dude? I find myself waking up everytime you cook late. You should know by now that smell seeps into the rooms. One final thing. I am NOT okay with your g/f living here! I'm pretty sure your parents arn't okay with it either. It's none of my business, but it becomes my business when I am disturbed and/or left with a dirty apartment. If you wanted to live with your g/f you should have found another apartment. I think it's common sense that if you have someone over, the place should be kept clean. I hope you take these things into consideration for the time you have left here.

P.S. - Let's not see each other.
Your Roommate.

I havn't sent it yet. I will wait for feedback from you guys first.

If you don't learn how to stand up for yourself, you will get owned in the email.

Take some action or at least talk to him face to face. Knock off thie email and calling his parents nonsense.

 

[BHeemsoth]

Originally posted by: rpbri2886

Originally posted by: blustori
Dear Roommate,

Do the fvcking dishes. I'm trying to eat something and I find a pile of dishes that are a couple of days old. I'm out of money and I can't eat out so I'm basically starving as I write this. Also wtf is up with the trash. It would be nice if you can drop off the trash in the trash room. Is it really that hard? It's fvcking across the hall. Like wtf dude are you trying to see if you can make a mountain? If you havn't realized I've been blasting my music whenever I felt annoyed by your presence. Other things that annoy me... You blast music like it's a club... I'm sorry, but I don't want to be distracted by hip hop music when I'm doing my hw. Yeah and wtf is up with cooking at 3 am in the morning? It's okay if your turn the fan on and open the windows, but like wtf dude? I find myself waking up everytime you cook late. You should know by now that smell seeps into the rooms. One final thing. I am NOT okay with your g/f living here! I'm pretty sure your parents arn't okay with it either. It's none of my business, but it becomes my business when I am disturbed and/or left with a dirty apartment. If you wanted to live with your g/f you should have found another apartment. I think it's common sense that if you have someone over, the place should be kept clean. I hope you take these things into consideration for the time you have left here.

P.S. - Let's not see each other.
Your Roommate.

I havn't sent it yet. I will wait for feedback from you guys first.

If you don't learn how to stand up for yourself, you will get owned in the real world.

Take some action or at least talk to him face to face. Knock off thie email and calling his parents nonsense.

 

[JDrake]

This thread makes me happy inside

 

[blustori]

If it were anyone else I would talk to them, but this guy is one guy I would not like to talk to at all.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: blustori
Dear Roommate,

Do the fvcking dishes. I'm trying to eat something and I find a pile of dishes that are a couple of days old. I'm out of money and I can't eat out so I'm basically starving as I write this. Also wtf is up with the trash. It would be nice if you can drop off the trash in the trash room. Is it really that hard? It's fvcking across the hall. Like wtf dude are you trying to see if you can make a mountain? If you havn't realized I've been blasting my music whenever I felt annoyed by your presence. Other things that annoy me... You blast music like it's a club... I'm sorry, but I don't want to be distracted by hip hop music when I'm doing my hw. Yeah and wtf is up with cooking at 3 am in the morning? It's okay if your turn the fan on and open the windows, but like wtf dude? I find myself waking up everytime you cook late. You should know by now that smell seeps into the rooms. One final thing. I am NOT okay with your g/f living here! I'm pretty sure your parents arn't okay with it either. It's none of my business, but it becomes my business when I am disturbed and/or left with a dirty apartment. If you wanted to live with your g/f you should have found another apartment. I think it's common sense that if you have someone over, the place should be kept clean. I hope you take these things into consideration for the time you have left here.

P.S. - Let's not see each other.
Your Roommate.

I havn't sent it yet. I will wait for feedback from you guys first.

You blast your music..than complain about him blasting his music?

P.S lets not see each other?

Man..I feel worse for your roomate than you...move out, get your own place without a roomate..seems to be you are imcompatible with people..

 

[anxi80]

bah, he'll get bored halfway through... here, i summarized the best parts for ya, just send him this:

dear roommate,

omgwtfbbq @ 3am?!?! wtf d00d??!? stop sleeping with girls or ill tell your mom!

p.s. - god, i wish i knew how to quit you!
your roommate

 

[BigJ]

Tough man in an e-mail, but you don't even have the balls to confront him in person.

 

[blustori]

I'd only blast my music to the point I couldn't hear his music anymore. Maybe I had a really good roommate my first year which spoiled me?

 

[PottedMeat]

Options:
( Post Result in this Thread )
1. Send the pathetic Email
Result - Hilarity ( for thread readers )
2. Call his parents
Result - Hilarity ( for thread readers )
3. Poop in his A/C Vent
Result - Hilarity ( for thread readers )
4. Confronting him like a real person
Result - Conflict Resolved in a boring non entertaining fashion.

I vote PooP!

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Options:
( Post Result in this Thread )
1. Send the pathetic Email
Result - Hilarity ( for thread readers )
2. Call his parents
Result - Hilarity ( for thread readers )
3. Poop in his A/C Vent
Result - Hilarity ( for thread readers )
4. Confronting him like a real person
Result - Conflict Resolved in a boring non entertaining fashion.

I vote PooP!

3 :thumbsup:

 

[blustori]

I am willing to talk to him after I send him the email... It's just too many things to say at a time.

 

[BHeemsoth]

Originally posted by: blustori
If it were anyone else I would talk to them, but this guy is one guy I would not like to talk to at all.

Real men are capable of talking to people they hate. Grow a pair, or prepare to get ripped apart in the real world.

What happens if you don't like one of your coworkers? Will you just not talk to him? Call his parents? Quit?

Also, on an unrelated note, lose that retarded fvcking code from your sig.

Brian

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
Options:
( Post Result in this Thread )
1. Send the pathetic Email
Result - Hilarity ( for thread readers )
2. Call his parents
Result - Hilarity ( for thread readers )
3. Poop in his A/C Vent
Result - Hilarity ( for thread readers )
4. Confronting him like a real person
Result - Conflict Resolved in a boring non entertaining fashion.

I vote PooP!

unless his roommate drop kicks him in his adam's apple and we get treated to pics/video of this occuring. then we get hilarity for the sweep!

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: blustori
Dear Roommate,

Do the fvcking dishes. I'm trying to eat something and I find a pile of dishes that are a couple of days old. I'm out of money and I can't eat out so I'm basically starving as I write this. Also wtf is up with the trash. It would be nice if you can drop off the trash in the trash room. Is it really that hard? It's fvcking across the hall. Like wtf dude are you trying to see if you can make a mountain? If you havn't realized I've been blasting my music whenever I felt annoyed by your presence. Other things that annoy me... You blast music like it's a club... I'm sorry, but I don't want to be distracted by hip hop music when I'm doing my hw. Yeah and wtf is up with cooking at 3 am in the morning? It's okay if your turn the fan on and open the windows, but like wtf dude? I find myself waking up everytime you cook late. You should know by now that smell seeps into the rooms. One final thing. I am NOT okay with your g/f living here! I'm pretty sure your parents arn't okay with it either. It's none of my business, but it becomes my business when I am disturbed and/or left with a dirty apartment. If you wanted to live with your g/f you should have found another apartment. I think it's common sense that if you have someone over, the place should be kept clean. I hope you take these things into consideration for the time you have left here.

P.S. - Let's not see each other.
Your Roommate.

I havn't sent it yet. I will wait for feedback from you guys first.

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[AzNPinkTuv]

ok whta i recomend is buy a 3 liter bottle of coke, drink it all, piss back into it, ****** into it, jack off into it, and rotten milk and ****** and spill it over him and his girlfriend in their sleep =)

 

[blustori]

From the feedback I've gotten so far... not sending it is the message I'm receiving...

 

[BHeemsoth]

Oh, and by the way, thanks for the self confidence boost you gave me through your writings in this thread.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: blustori
From the feedback I've gotten so far... not sending it is the message I'm receiving...

From the feedback you've gotten so far, talking to him like a man is the message you're receiving.