Roommate prank

[SunnyD]

Nail/Bolt everything to the ceiling.

 

[Wyndru]

You'll Need:

1 - Can of spam (empty)

1 - hair-dryer

2 - medium grade sandpaper squares



Take the hairdryer and sandpaper, and stuff it in the can of spam. Then, when he isnt home, you fuck his sister.

 

[Brainonska511]

My roommate keeps changing my desktop to vulgar images and changing my homepage to meatspin. It's more of an annoyance than something that actually bothers me, but I feel obligated to do something in retaliation. I have fairly regular access to his room/stuff while he's not here (and obviously he has access to mine as well).

Ideas?

And this whole time, it never occurred to you to lock your computer with a password?

 

[OCGuy]

So be honest OP.....

What is the most spins you have ever gotten up to on meatspin?

 

[eits]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw

lol! "is it a surprise that your mother likes to fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?"

 

[ViviTheMage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vppxu70Wojo

ahahaha poor guy

 

[eits]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ4nB4VD9fI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8dNIOdMvWQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTd4eXQUDkU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz9cKn7yb0s

 

[joesmoke]

drink all of his beer then pee on his bed. you get free beer and his matress is forever ruined.

 

[Lifted]

Slit is throat while he's asleep. Make sure to go ear to ear.


Only because it's easier than a password.

 

[Tsaico]

I am a fan of shutdown.exe batch in the startup folder. Or as a scheduled event. Use the switches to put in some comment on the screen or zero the timer so he has no chance to stop it.

 

[mizzou]

steal his phone and change language to french

 

[thegimp03]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vppxu70wojo

hahahaha.

 

[thescreensavers]

oh man, I used to have this program I would install into my, friends or foes computer, I had a batch file that would add it to the start items, and change it to the IE Icon. THen Get there IP address and hope they have the same IP the next day.

Then I would use my remote to access this program on there computer.

From there I could, make any website pop up, open calculator 50 times, open the CD drive ( very amusing on laptops), send messages " Your computer had an error, there is nothing you can do about it"

endless fun oh man.

 

[DaTT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw

That was epic.

 

[DaTT]

oh man, I used to have this program I would install into my, friends or foes computer, I had a batch file that would add it to the start items, and change it to the IE Icon. THen Get there IP address and hope they have the same IP the next day.

Then I would use my remote to access this program on there computer.

From there I could, make any website pop up, open calculator 50 times, open the CD drive ( very amusing on laptops), send messages " Your computer had an error, there is nothing you can do about it"

endless fun oh man.

I did something similar to my father....opened up not pad and typed out "I OWN YOU". He quickly turned off his PC, then called me shortly thereafter.

 

[thegimp03]

Are you in a dorm or an apartment? If apartment, wait until he gets wasted one night and saran wrap his toilet so he pisses all over the floor.

Better way? Just put a password on your computer and get a lock for your door.

 

[alkemyst]

Get a basic chem lab glass set. The anarchist's cookbook. About 20 bags of fertilizer. 50 cases of wooden matches and about 20-30 1 foot double threaded pipe and metal end caps. Put about a dozen dirty diapers at the doorway.

Put up a poster of Osama Bin Laden on a couple walls. Call the local ATF office from a payphone and report "It may be nothing, but I was delivering a pizza to ..... and noticed a strange smell as I came up to the door. When the guy opened it a crack he said it was his babies and they are sick, but he looked like he's only 16...he had a bunch of osama bin laden posters up though and pipes everywhere..."

You probably won't see him again.

 

[Juked07]

Just for the people who tell me to lock my computer, I'll reiterate that I don't really care. I know he won't do anything that actually messes up my comp or whatever. I'm just looking for a casual ish prank to return for sport/kicks..

 

[JS80]

Ctrl + Alt + down?

 

[Brainonska511]

Just for the people who tell me to lock my computer, I'll reiterate that I don't really care. I know he won't do anything that actually messes up my comp or whatever. I'm just looking for a casual ish prank to return for sport/kicks..

Sounds like you do care since you're going through a lot more trouble to prank him back. It's not like you can't stop his pranks and then prank him as well. The two are not mutually exclusive.

 

[QueBert]

Double Decker...

 

[rasczak]

omg i died laughing at the I'm going to fuck your mom clip.

the roommate videos were hilarious as well. lololol

 

[coldmeat]

oh man, I used to have this program I would install into my, friends or foes computer, I had a batch file that would add it to the start items, and change it to the IE Icon. THen Get there IP address and hope they have the same IP the next day.

Then I would use my remote to access this program on there computer.

From there I could, make any website pop up, open calculator 50 times, open the CD drive ( very amusing on laptops), send messages " Your computer had an error, there is nothing you can do about it"

endless fun oh man.

Oh man I wish I knew how to do that.

 

[Kirby]

jizz in a turkey baster. add to his toothpaste. Tell him about it a month from now.

ffy

 

[DrPizza]

I'm a friend of the guy on the right IRL. :awe:

Your friend is an asshole (I'm not surprised.) That was a pretty dangerous prank.