Roomate has to write english paper of Obama inauguration speech

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: Feanor727

Nah, the girl just knows to change the channel when anything about him is on otherwise I start turning green and smashing things.

I can see friday night at the spidey household now...

The scene opens on the livingroom of a rundown double-wide. Spidey, replete with handlebar moustache, wife-beater, and can of beer in hand scratches himself lazily. Slowly, re-runs of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire!" transition into the six o'clock news. The anchor makes mention of the President, and her image is quickly covered with a film of beer from the violently thrown can... "Dammit woman! I dun told you to change th' channel whenever they mention that damn muslim!"

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Ridiculously emotional overreacting FTMFW!

He then goes to unwind on the internet, but it's the 24th of the month, and he used up his 40gb quota 3 days ago, so the internet doesn't work :^D

 

[QueBert]

OP - you should ask your roommate if he's okay with you pasting the paper on here once he's done with it. I've love to read it, he sounds like a real winner.

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
It's really funny, he's sitting over the computer yelling "pussy" or "communist" every chance he gets. He finally decided he can't watch it anymore and turned it off to go for a run to "cool down."

Closed minded people make me laugh.

How is he close minded for speaking the truth? Everytime I hear that fucker open his mouth I want to punch the TV for the crap he spews.

As opposed to Bush who had the mental age of an eight year old? Surely you appreciate that he can actually form a sentace in English and articulate complex ideas, which is generally considered to be important for diplomacy...

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
It's really funny, he's sitting over the computer yelling "pussy" or "communist" every chance he gets. He finally decided he can't watch it anymore and turned it off to go for a run to "cool down."

Closed minded people make me laugh.

he's close minded? why? because he doesn't agree with him? give me a break.

Uh, no. It's because he's having a spasmodic emotional meltdown in front of his monitor about an English assignment that happens to involve our President, who is neither a "pussy" or a "communist."

Hey, BE deliberately closed-minded yourself and refuse to see his obvious overreaction and play dumb about the whole thing if you need to.

But, why do you need to?

 

[SlowSpyder]

Originally posted by: crazySOB297

Originally posted by: TallBill
Great story, you should write books.

I plan to. They'll be epic novels 1000's of pages long.

That's what you plan on doing with your time since you don't have to work any more because you sold your business for $10 million after taxes?

 

[Linflas]

I wonder how many of the people making fun of this guy for yelling nonsense at the TV while listening to an Obama speech spent 2001-2008 yelling similar nonsense at the TV during Bush speeches. Some of the very people posting in this thread have flung around similar hyperbole such as "nazi", "fascist", "dictator", and "chimp" to name a few regarding the previous President and no doubt reacted to his speeches similarly.

 

[BlueAcolyte]

Anyone notice this is a necro?

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: Atheus

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
It's really funny, he's sitting over the computer yelling "pussy" or "communist" every chance he gets. He finally decided he can't watch it anymore and turned it off to go for a run to "cool down."

Closed minded people make me laugh.

How is he close minded for speaking the truth? Everytime I hear that fucker open his mouth I want to punch the TV for the crap he spews.

As opposed to Bush who had the mental age of an eight year old? Surely you appreciate that he can actually form a sentace in English and articulate complex ideas, which is generally considered to be important for diplomacy...

Awesome.

 

[cheezy321]

Originally posted by: Atheus

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
It's really funny, he's sitting over the computer yelling "pussy" or "communist" every chance he gets. He finally decided he can't watch it anymore and turned it off to go for a run to "cool down."

Closed minded people make me laugh.

How is he close minded for speaking the truth? Everytime I hear that fucker open his mouth I want to punch the TV for the crap he spews.

As opposed to Bush who had the mental age of an eight year old? Surely you appreciate that he can actually form a sentace in English and articulate complex ideas, which is generally considered to be important for diplomacy...

So apparently Bush is a complete idiot and cant form a sentence at all! This isn't exaggerated at all!

I would love to follow you around for 8 years and critique every word you said. You would probably end up looking worse than Bush if I just cherry picked the most retarded things you say. It really isn't hard to do.

Oh yeah, and since you are judging people I have to point out you spelled sentence wrong in your post. Douche.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
It's really funny, he's sitting over the computer yelling "pussy" or "communist" every chance he gets. He finally decided he can't watch it anymore and turned it off to go for a run to "cool down."

Closed minded people make me laugh.

he's close minded? why? because he doesn't agree with him? give me a break.

Uh, no. It's because he's having a spasmodic emotional meltdown in front of his monitor about an English assignment that happens to involve our President, who is neither a "pussy" or a "communist."

Hey, BE deliberately closed-minded yourself and refuse to see his obvious overreaction and play dumb about the whole thing if you need to.

But, why do you need to?

Oh... so his opinion and view of him is different from yours. So why are you right and he is wrong?

Communist may be an exaggeration, but he surely isn't an angel. He's rather socialist, and that scares the shit out of me.
Especially because we've already got too much socialist bullshit integrated in the government as it is... we sure as hell don't need anymore.

As for "pussy"... well, that will take some time to figure out. I applaud him for approving the notion of dropping troop levels in Iraq - as the situation has continued to improve over there - and increasing troop levels in Afghanistan.

Originally posted by: Atheus

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
It's really funny, he's sitting over the computer yelling "pussy" or "communist" every chance he gets. He finally decided he can't watch it anymore and turned it off to go for a run to "cool down."

Closed minded people make me laugh.

How is he close minded for speaking the truth? Everytime I hear that fucker open his mouth I want to punch the TV for the crap he spews.

As opposed to Bush who had the mental age of an eight year old? Surely you appreciate that he can actually form a sentace in English and articulate complex ideas, which is generally considered to be important for diplomacy...

Don't let his fancy talk fool you. The worst people in the world have known precisely how to manipulate those under them with fancy talk.

Originally posted by: crazySOB297

Originally posted by: TallBill
Great story, you should write books.

I plan to. They'll be epic novels 1000's of pages long.

woah now. That's my job.

 

[Kanalua]

Originally posted by: crazySOB297
It's really funny, he's sitting over the computer yelling "pussy" or "communist" every chance he gets. He finally decided he can't watch it anymore and turned it off to go for a run to "cool down."

Closed minded people make me laugh.

Must laugh at yourself every time you think...

 

[evident]

Originally posted by: polarmystery
What is the difference between writing an english paper of Obama's inauguration vs. any other president we've had? What if it was McCain? It's just a paper for fuck sake. If he can't write a paper about a president because his emotional or political viewpoints are in the way then he is clearly a moron.

this. if i had to read mein kamph and communist manifesto for class would i be accusing my professor of being a nazi communist asshole (godwins law i know)