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Roomate computer warfare

TallBill

TallBill

Lifer
Ok.. time to get back at the roomate for being a complete moron. he smells bad and NEVER leaves the room or his computer. If I want to have some fun with my gf I ask him to leave and he tells me he'll leave in 30 minutes for 30 minutes.

I want to set up a batch file or script for an attack on his computer. I got his computer name and ip.

Right now I want to net send a few choice messages to him about computer use. Does anyone know how to put a timer or wait into a batch file?

Also, what command would i do to upload to the hub to slow it down?

Is there anything else I can do remotely. I cant get to his computer because hes always here and on it!
 
no.. i know how to do that... but how do you time it? i want to schedule a batch file that will do all the work while im gone
 
Originally posted by: bob970
no.. i know how to do that... but how do you time it? i want to schedule a batch file that will do all the work while im gone
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Put a patch on your computer... and schedule it.
 
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Write your batch file, and stick it in the windows task scheduler. I do the same thing to pull my FTP webserver logs off of the server weekly.
 
I could be really mean and give you a REALLY REALLY REALLY nice suggestion but I won't 😛😛😛
 
Originally posted by: NetworkDad
Write your batch file, and stick it in the windows task scheduler. I do the same thing to pull my FTP webserver logs off of the server weekly.
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no no.. i want to use task scheduler.. but i want a single batch file to run... it will have several net sends spaced out if i can figure out how, and uploads to the hub in between
 
what command do you use in a .bat file to open a program/programs? I would like a one-click option to open my software.
 
Originally posted by: ScottyB
what command do you use in a .bat file to open a program/programs? I would like a one-click option to open my software.
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progman.exe /u:sho <program name> /ld /get:aima /c /n:0x00B
 
Originally posted by: thomsbrain
have fun with your gf at her place instead. duh.
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exactly, or just act like your having fun while he's tehre, hopefully he gets the hint


pretend to have sex every night while he's in the room, but dont do it, that's just sick (with him in the room, not the sex itself, oh forget it)
 
Originally posted by: bonk102
Originally posted by: thomsbrain
have fun with your gf at her place instead. duh.
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exactly, or just act like your having fun while he's tehre, hopefully he gets the hint


pretend to have sex every night while he's in the room, but dont do it, that's just sick (with him in the room, not the sex itself, oh forget it)
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no... he wont get it.. and i like staying at my place because my friends are on my floor
 
Originally posted by: bob970
Originally posted by: bonk102
Originally posted by: thomsbrain
have fun with your gf at her place instead. duh.
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exactly, or just act like your having fun while he's tehre, hopefully he gets the hint


pretend to have sex every night while he's in the room, but dont do it, that's just sick (with him in the room, not the sex itself, oh forget it)
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no... he wont get it.. and i like staying at my place because my friends are on my floor
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Well then that's your own goddamn problem. I mean if there was some GOOD reason not to go to her place, I could understand.
 
Originally posted by: bob970
Originally posted by: bonk102
Originally posted by: thomsbrain
have fun with your gf at her place instead. duh.
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exactly, or just act like your having fun while he's tehre, hopefully he gets the hint


pretend to have sex every night while he's in the room, but dont do it, that's just sick (with him in the room, not the sex itself, oh forget it)
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no... he wont get it.. and i like staying at my place because my friends are on my floor
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so you like your friends to join in? kinky
 
Originally posted by: bob970
Originally posted by: bonk102
Originally posted by: thomsbrain
have fun with your gf at her place instead. duh.
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exactly, or just act like your having fun while he's tehre, hopefully he gets the hint


pretend to have sex every night while he's in the room, but dont do it, that's just sick (with him in the room, not the sex itself, oh forget it)
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no... he wont get it.. and i like staying at my place because my friends are on my floor
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Yup, because it's important to go high five your friends after banging your gf. Everyone knows that.

dfi

 
Originally posted by: dfi
Yup, because it's important to go high five your friends after banging your gf. Everyone knows that.

dfi
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bonus points for the "top gun"
 
Originally posted by: Ameesh
command to send hub (note doesnt work on switches): net config /u:ar /e:ret /a:rded
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this is very hardcore and dangerous information (young would-be hackers might try it and wreak havoc!) -- but if you have the skills, I suggest this command
 
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