I am a natural problem solver too. If I get ants in my garden I spray. We could do thins with people who don't pay 35% in taxes. Just spray them. I love being a problem solver. I think I should be elected to the job of impregnating lots of women. Better living thought a better gene pool.
Theatre right? I'll be your counterpart!
Oh please big scary red money man, don't spray me! And while you're at it, please dont take away any of the entitlements I *need* to survive! Without WIC, SNAP, welfare, and disability SSI how on earth could I afford the car payments on my Escalade? I would be the laughing stock of the entire section 8 community! How would my 8 children I get money for look at me the same?!
Oh rich guy who is deemed evil based on his wealth (not to be confused with prejudice, which can only happen to people with higher melanin counts), I will allow you to impregnate me. It won't be for your wonderful genetics, but rather for the opporitunity to drag you through a preju...er...unfair child support system which will leech out of you far more money than I truly need. And make no mistake, I *need* that money. I deserve it.
After all black hearted republican strawman, it's expensive to raise a family in today's world when you don't want to work.