romantic explaination of "why stars twinkle"

[Omegachi]

i am writing something for a girl, and i am stuck... can you guys help me?

 

[bleeb]

I think it's due to atmospheric perturbations.

 

[jjones]

Stars wrinkle? I thought they twinkle but if you've got wrinkled stars, I guess you can write about the benefits of a good iron.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Light being distorted by passing through the different layers of the atmosphere?

 

[jagec]

"Romantic" explanation?

How about "They twinkle because they know it makes you smile...." or something similarly lame?

 

[SZLiao214]

Oh! oh! OH! i got one.

Stars are just lost lovers giving off light in hopes that someone will come find them. (input cliche comments about eyes) Your eyes shine and call me to them. Or you could add on the type of thing jagec said. "They twinkle because they know it makes you happier" No need for finger here. Gag! 🙂

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Tell her stars twinkle when they dream, and they dream about her, because even a life of slumber is better than being away from you.
Or
Stars twinkle when they are in love. I tell you why stars twinkle when I am.
Or
Stars twinkle when they are jealous. Because you can light up my life more than they ever could.

But if you are gonna talk about stars, make sure to mention that they wouldn't be there without "The Big Bang." Then give her a nudge and a wink. 😛

 

[SZLiao214]

^^ Dont forget to let her know that you can also make them supernova...

 

[Ryuson99]

Why Stars Twinkle By: Me

Stars twinkle in the nights sky
for everytime i see your smile in your bright eyes
time goes back in time as to not pass us by
for every shimmering moment of a loves cry
Stars twinkle in the nights sky
as in holding you forever never saying good bye
with a hug and a kiss to seal our love as it does not lie
sometimes we fight as comes the sunlight and so i sigh
that is why Stars only twinkle in the nights sky


made by me right now, opinions appreciated

 

[biostud]

The stars twinkle because I will get lucky with you tonight

 

[BatmanNate]

Tell her it's because of the magnetic fields generated by her gargantuan gravitational pull.

 

[oboeguy]

Originally posted by: biostud
The stars twinkle because I will get lucky with you tonight

Beat me to it. Where's the vomit emoticon when you need it? (sorry for being useless... this is too cheesy even for me!)

 

[BobMarley]

LOL

Originally posted by: biostud
The stars twinkle because I will get lucky with you tonight

 

[cKGunslinger]

The starts twinkle because they are sending morse code: "S-h-o-w u-s y-o-u-r t-i-t-s"

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Tell her it's because of the magnetic fields generated by her gargantuan gravitational pull.

ROFL

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Oh man this thread is good 😀

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Tell her it's because of the magnetic fields generated by her gargantuan gravitational pull.

ROFL :laugh:

 

[Valhalla1]

this thread is making me sick to my stomach

girls dont want this crap

 

[LordSnailz]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
The starts twinkle because they are sending morse code: "S-h-o-w u-s y-o-u-r t-i-t-s"

🙂

 

[Descartes]

Tell her the scintillation of stars is like the beat of your heart when you are around here.

Oh, and then explain to her why they scintillate.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: Descartes
Tell her the scintillation of stars is like the beat of your heart when you are around here.

Oh, and then explain to her why they scintillate.

Around her, not here 🙂 I didn't want to edit my original.

 

[Jgtdragon]

Hahah some of these are funny.

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: bleeb
I think it's due to atmospheric perturbations.

Man, you know what all the girls like to hear 😉

 

[silverpig]

It was the beans I had for lunch...

 

[Drakkon]

ya know every time a star twinkles a person is having an orgasm....wanna make the sky light up?