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Rolo's joke of the day

i stared blankly for awhile, but couldn't determine how I should respond. This is a dilemma, as my presence isn't justified nor deserved in this here thread... but here I am.
😕
 
Originally posted by: Ronstang
When I read the title I read it as "Rolo is the joke of the day". I wonder why.
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me too.

but if you really need to split the sea drum up Moses or Thomas Covenant.
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: Ronstang
When I read the title I read it as "Rolo is the joke of the day". I wonder why.
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me too.

but if you really need to split the sea drum up Moses or Thomas Covenant.
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See, this would be a better joke:

How did Moses divide the waters?

He used a sea saw.

Flows better.
 
Originally posted by: RoloMather
How do you split a sea in half?








With a sea saw!
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Terrible joke. It's obvious you made this up yourself as it doesn't have any logical flow to it.

Why would anyone want to split a sea in half? A joke has to have some kind of context to make it flow better.

Here's a better joke:

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it. (obviously it's better spoken than written)
 
In keeping up with the quality of jokes in this thread, I offer this:

Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
 
Originally posted by: Leros
In keeping up with the quality of jokes in this thread, I offer this:

Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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The horridness of that joke made me LOL! :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Leros
In keeping up with the quality of jokes in this thread, I offer this:

Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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I chuckled. Your joke is far better than the OP's... or the OP himself for that matter.
 
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