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Rolo's joke of the day 5

How do you make yourself look stupid on the internet?




















Register the name RoloMather on the AT Forums and post retarded jokes.
 
how do you defend against a bunch of squirrels taped together to form one giant squirrel?










A giant mutant eagle with a frickin laser beam on it's head!
 
Originally posted by: Newbian
Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


It's how did they get in the bulb not in house.


















Two. But no one knows how they got in there.
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Probably though the air conditioner.
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Squirrel walks into a bar and asks the barman if he has any nuts for sale. The barman says no, only crisps and beer. So the squirrel has a beer and sits down. An hour later he goes to the bar and asks if they have any nuts. Slightly annoyed the barman says no, only beer and crisps. So the squirrel buys a beer and sits back down. An hour later the squirrel asks again for nuts. The barman getting annoyed now tells the squirrel if he asks for nuts again he'll nail his balls to the ceiling. So the squirrel orders a beer and sits back down. An hour later the squirrel goes up to the bar and asks the barman " Do you have any nails?" The barman replies no, only beer and crisps! So the squirrel asks "GOT ANY NUTS THEN?"
 
Originally posted by: dougp
How do you make yourself look stupid on the internet?
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Rolo dude, don't do this. I tried this a while ago with random facts and the critics were viscious. Nobody can stand daily posts here.

 
Originally posted by: oddyager
Squirrel walks into a bar and asks the barman if he has any nuts for sale. The barman says no, only crisps and beer. So the squirrel has a beer and sits down. An hour later he goes to the bar and asks if they have any nuts. Slightly annoyed the barman says no, only beer and crisps. So the squirrel buys a beer and sits back down. An hour later the squirrel asks again for nuts. The barman getting annoyed now tells the squirrel if he asks for nuts again he'll nail his balls to the ceiling. So the squirrel orders a beer and sits back down. An hour later the squirrel goes up to the bar and asks the barman " Do you have any nails?" The barman replies no, only beer and crisps! So the squirrel asks "GOT ANY NUTS THEN?"
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Take your crisps and go post in your own country!





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