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Roger, Roger.

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thereds

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Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
 
We have to get these people to a hospital!

A hospital, what is it?

It's a big building with lots of patients, but that's not important right now.

😀

The movie is "Airplane".
 
Nervous?
Yes.
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.


There's trouble in the cockpit.
What is it?
It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilot flies the plane, but that's not important right now.


Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive.
 
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!


Pilot: You ever been up in the cockpit before?
Little Boy: No sir, i've never even been up in a plane before!
Pilot: You ever seen a grown man naked?
 
I want the whole story... I wanna know everything that's happened up to now!

Well let's see, first the Earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came, but they got to big and fat so they all died and turned to oil. Then the Arabs came, and they bought Mercedeze Benzes.. then prince Charles started wearing all of lady Di's cloths! I just couldn't believe it! He took her dress and put it on...
 
Joey: Hey! I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!

Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else, my name is Roger Murdock.

Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets.

Roger Murdock: I think it's time to go back to your seat, right Clarence?

Oveur: No, let him stay. He's not bothering anyone.

Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.

Roger Murdock: THE HELL I DON'T! Look, I'm out there bustin' my butt EVERY NIGHT. Tell your old man to run up and down the court for forty minutes!
 
Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified
 


<< I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!


Pilot: You ever been up in the cockpit before?
Little Boy: No sir, i've never even been up in a plane before!
Pilot: You ever seen a grown man naked? >>



bahahahahaha
 
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now
 


<< Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified >>



Classic.

bahahahahahah
 
A classic comedy called Airplane!

Was based on the movie Airport I think. Pretty big cast
Leslie Neilson
Kareem Jamar
Lloyd Bridges
Robert Stack
and the cute gal and that dude, can't think of their names. Lots of cameos.

Very, very funny movie.
 
I CANNOT believe no one has said:

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Dr. Rumack: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
 


<< I CANNOT believe no one has said:

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Dr. Rumack: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." >>

eh, I tried in the first reply, must have been a little off 🙂
 


<< I CANNOT believe no one has said:

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious."
Dr. Rumack: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." >>



Uh, read the first reply there, big guy. 🙂



<< Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now >>



[whiney little snot-nosed kid voice]yakko....i already said that.....whine...whine....[/kid]
 
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