Yesterday we went over to my fishing cabin to do routine maintence after a full winter of no camping which included some roof repair, cleaning, and replacing propane lines... yadda yadda yadda.
Anyway when we finished he went back to town and bought a case of beer and came back out with a couple friends whom had more beer of their own and a designated driver.
So were there drinking down beer gathering wood around the camp site throwing it all into a 55 gallon drum that I had modified to burn garbage and what not. We get it about ¾ full and some girl neighbors from a couple houses down come around with a couple bottles of Wild Turkey. The party starts getting more interesting really quick with all the dirty dancing and what not.
Then I over here one of the girls say to my brother... "Well now, if you want me that bad, just take a shot of this to prove your manlyhood, all the other guys around here have been having some." He replies. "No problem!"
So he grabs that bottle and takes a good second and a half to two second shot. Just then his face turns purple and his eyes get blood shot. He darts for the door and of course we all follow to tease him for throwing up . While he is doing his number were all laughing at him. Then on his last heave we all heard him sh*t his pants :disgust::disgust::disgust:.
So the girls run back over to their cabin screaming gross and what not. Of course he gets mad and asks the DD to give him a ride back home to change his clothing.
I tell him, "Bullsh*t are you going in my truck like that, sit in the bed of the pick-up for your journey back." The DD concured on my decision and he finally gave in and hopped in back for the ride back.
In the mean time I felt I had an obligation to finish the fire which got posponed because of the girls. But before I started I went over to their cabin to invite them back over. They said in a few minutes, no problem. So we ended up chatting for a while (About 40 minutes) laughing about the whole incident and finally go back over. I tell them of my plans to lite a fire and we can site around it and dance, chill or whatever.
So I go inside and get a can of Coleman lantern fuel and dump what all was left inside the drum. I go to put the conatiner away in a safe place and just as I am returning with matches, the DD had already pulled up and my brother was smoking a cigarette. He goes right over to the drum peeks in and trows his cigarette in.
WROOPHH!!! CRACKLE!!! CRACKLE!!!
My brother turns around and all his eyebrows are gone along with a a good inch and a half back of his hair.
There was so much laughter going on... a lot of us fell down laughing at him.
Needless to say he was in a very bad mood and he did not score that night
...
Sorry, I have no pics. But if those girls develop their film and share some with me I will gladly post them. But I don't know how long it will be until that happens... if ever.
I'm still laughing about the whole night. I think it's a good storty to tell his future kids and many people in the time being
Anyway when we finished he went back to town and bought a case of beer and came back out with a couple friends whom had more beer of their own and a designated driver.
So were there drinking down beer gathering wood around the camp site throwing it all into a 55 gallon drum that I had modified to burn garbage and what not. We get it about ¾ full and some girl neighbors from a couple houses down come around with a couple bottles of Wild Turkey. The party starts getting more interesting really quick with all the dirty dancing and what not.
Then I over here one of the girls say to my brother... "Well now, if you want me that bad, just take a shot of this to prove your manlyhood, all the other guys around here have been having some." He replies. "No problem!"
So he grabs that bottle and takes a good second and a half to two second shot. Just then his face turns purple and his eyes get blood shot. He darts for the door and of course we all follow to tease him for throwing up . While he is doing his number were all laughing at him. Then on his last heave we all heard him sh*t his pants :disgust::disgust::disgust:.
So the girls run back over to their cabin screaming gross and what not. Of course he gets mad and asks the DD to give him a ride back home to change his clothing.
I tell him, "Bullsh*t are you going in my truck like that, sit in the bed of the pick-up for your journey back." The DD concured on my decision and he finally gave in and hopped in back for the ride back.
In the mean time I felt I had an obligation to finish the fire which got posponed because of the girls. But before I started I went over to their cabin to invite them back over. They said in a few minutes, no problem. So we ended up chatting for a while (About 40 minutes) laughing about the whole incident and finally go back over. I tell them of my plans to lite a fire and we can site around it and dance, chill or whatever.
So I go inside and get a can of Coleman lantern fuel and dump what all was left inside the drum. I go to put the conatiner away in a safe place and just as I am returning with matches, the DD had already pulled up and my brother was smoking a cigarette. He goes right over to the drum peeks in and trows his cigarette in.
WROOPHH!!! CRACKLE!!! CRACKLE!!!
My brother turns around and all his eyebrows are gone along with a a good inch and a half back of his hair.
There was so much laughter going on... a lot of us fell down laughing at him.
Needless to say he was in a very bad mood and he did not score that night
...Sorry, I have no pics. But if those girls develop their film and share some with me I will gladly post them
. But I don't know how long it will be until that happens... if ever.I'm still laughing about the whole night. I think it's a good storty to tell his future kids and many people in the time being
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