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irishScott

irishScott

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He's technically on public property, so he can do it. And basically he has a easel with some slides and screams "STUDENTS! YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! SIGMUND FREUD WAS A PERVERT!" (direct quote) all day, 4 days a week. So I'm used to it by now, but today I was walking by on my way to lunch, and he had something new. A guitar and a song.

And he said: "STUDENTS! YOU KNOW VIRGINIA TECH? WELL I'VE GOT A SONG FOR YOU!" Now I was expecting something similar to the phelps' crap at this point, but what came out was: (think light happy semi-telletubbie Sunday School song style)

:music:

"It's not okay to be GAY!"

"Jesus didn't live that way."

"It's not okay to be a homo..."

"Jesus says that's a no no..."

:music:

A moment passed where everyone thought: "WTF does this have to do with VT?", but then apparently everyone figured out that none of his sh!t makes sense anyway.

And I swear myself and about half of the lunch crowd just started laughing at this guy. I don't even remember the rest of the song. I was literally in pain from laughing so hard. And most of the student traffic just stopped and gawked and laughed. Completlely made my day.
 
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Vidda

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Originally posted by: irishScott
Originally posted by: Vidda
Yes, yes, it's Brother Micah. Was at my university (U of Alabama) around the 3rd week of March. We gave him an interesting time to say the least. He sang the same song too. :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Micah
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Nah. Different guy. This guy's been here for years and lives in Newark DE.

<---- UD student
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Ah, interesting. I could swear that was the same song BM sang though. :confused:
 
novasatori

novasatori

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we have one
preacher bob or something, it was just in the college newspaper yesterday
 
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toolboxolio

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There is a Jesus freak on every campus across America that says things from HIS interpretation of the bible that HE (no woman does it) knows will get serious grief from the crowd.

That's their pathetic way of matching the suffering of the real Jesus received.

Pin them to a cross and see if they spew the same crap, I say.

I am an atheist because of people like this.... Jesus actually sounded like a cool lib from my interpretation.


btw... I am a born and raised Hindu. Said that to give perspective.
 
MmmSkyscraper

MmmSkyscraper

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Kick him in the nuts then smash the guitar into his face FTW. He can write a new song about that...

Don't forget to film it and upload to YouTube.
 
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zuljinAF

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Originally posted by: toolboxolio
There is a Jesus freak on every campus across America that says things from HIS interpretation of the bible that HE (no woman does it) knows will get serious grief from the crowd.
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Actually back when i was college we had a guy and a girl that would do this.... the girl would yell at all the college girls for dressing like "whores" ... she always wore cloths a dress that hid her body and a curves.... TBQH think Islamic dress minues the head coverings...
 
angminas

angminas

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Why do non-Christians pretend that everyone who says they're a Christian actually is?

I'm a Republican, but I like big government. I'm a Democrat, but screw the working class. I'm a Communist, but rich people should make all the decisions. I'm a liberal, but the old ways are best. I'm a scientist, but I know everything. I'm a warrior, but I don't fight. I'm an atheist, but I believe in God.

This guy is NOT a Christian. I'm not just stating an opinion- the Bible is crystal clear on the subject. Any REAL Christian should at least know which book of the Bible most clearly and simply addresses this question without even having to look.
 
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skace

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Originally posted by: angminas
Why do non-Christians pretend that everyone who says they're a Christian actually is?
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Because your clubs join requirements are lax.
 
Kirby

Kirby

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Originally posted by: Vidda
Originally posted by: irishScott
Originally posted by: Vidda
Yes, yes, it's Brother Micah. Was at my university (U of Alabama) around the 3rd week of March. We gave him an interesting time to say the least. He sang the same song too. :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Micah
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Nah. Different guy. This guy's been here for years and lives in Newark DE.

<---- UD student
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Ah, interesting. I could swear that was the same song BM sang though. :confused:
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Brother Micah sings homo song too.

 
Demon-Xanth

Demon-Xanth

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Stand beside him with a large sign that says "This guy to my left is a douchebag". Don't say or do anything else. Just stand there. If he complains, just tell him you're using the same rights he is.
 
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smack Down

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Stand beside him with a large sign that says "This guy to my left is a douchebag". Don't say or do anything else. Just stand there. If he complains, just tell him you're using the same rights he is.
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He will just move to the right of your sign making you look like the douchebag.
 
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paulxcook

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There's a guy in the midwest that does this, Brother Jim, I think. But there's evidence that he does this to get people to assault him, so he can sue the university he's on that day.

I agree with angminas' sentiment.
 
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manowar821

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Originally posted by: OneOfTheseDays
Why do Christians think they can convert people this way?
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It's not exactly that they're very GOOD at converting people, it's just that if they try, then they believe they're going to heaven.
 
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