ROFL! The instructions for microwaving a can of Campbell's soup...

zsouthboy

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And i quote: "Heat. Covered. In microwaveable bowl on HIGH about 3 min. Careful. Leave in microwave 1 min. Then stir."

hahahaha.......... excellent gr4mm4r sk1llz......

Any other funny instructions on other foods?
 

minendo

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The directions must be written so a moron can understand. In general, it is consumer's stupidity that ends up screwing companies in lawsuits.
 

zsouthboy

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Originally posted by: minendo
The directions must be written so a moron can understand. In general, it is consumer's stupidity that ends up screwing companies in lawsuits.

Yes. I realize this. I just thought the absurdity of the wording was hilarious.
 

minendo

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Originally posted by: zsouthboy
Yes. I realize this. I just thought the absurdity of the wording was hilarious.
The humor actually lies in the fact that many people will still not understand and cause personal injury.

 

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Originally posted by: zsouthboy
Originally posted by: minendo
The directions must be written so a moron can understand. In general, it is consumer's stupidity that ends up screwing companies in lawsuits.

Yes. I realize this. I just thought the absurdity of the wording was hilarious.

Yes, but did you understand these instructions?

 

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Originally posted by: zsouthboy
Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Originally posted by: kranky
Does it have to be a food item? If not, check this out. It's instructions for a Dragonball-Z toy.

Ok, that SO has to be a photochop. Please tell me it is.

Nope, appears to be the product of a REALLY BAD Japanese to English translator.

I wouldn't even classify it as a Japanese to English translation. Seems more like english words picked at total random... lol.