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ROFL neighbor kid "sleeping" in front yard with girl

HomeBrewerDude

HomeBrewerDude

Lifer
The other night I noticed one of the teenage boys from across the street was laying in his front yard talking on the phone. I didn't think anything of it until a Jeep gets parked in front of my house around 1 in the morning and soon afterward there are two teenagers 'laying' in the front yard.

Diagram

I plan on casually bringing it up to the Dad next time I see him. 😀


SMALLER diagram. 😀
 
This gets a :thumbsup: just for having a diagram. I wish more forum users provided mutlimedia presentations with their posts. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
The other night I noticed one of the teenage boys from across the street was laying in his front yard talking on the phone. I didn't think anything of it until a Jeep gets parked in front of my house around 1 in the morning and soon afterward there are two teenagers 'laying' in the front yard.

Diagram

I plan on casually bringing it up to the Dad next time I see him. 😀
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you didnt take pics, i cant believe you spent time to make that useless diagram. and dont be an asshole just because the kid was getting more action than you do.
 
your diagram cracks me up, it's actually 10x better than I expected. I figured you'd have stick figures mouse drawn in paint 🙂
 
nice use of symbols, especially the "prone human" one :thumbsup:

Maps like that will get you a job here if youre not careful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:beer:
 
Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
What were you doing staring outside your window at 1 am :thumbsdown:
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I had stayed up late playing a computer game, then remembered I had to take some trash out. Thats when I saw the boy had some company over.

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Is the grass especially green in the area in question?
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not yet.


Originally posted by: booger711
you didnt take pics, i cant believe you spent time to make that useless diagram. and dont be an asshole just because the kid was getting more action than you do.
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lol, taking pics WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST ASSHOLE THING I COULD OF DONE. But I figured a diagram would make your day. I imagine his dad already knows about it, but if not, he probably should so that just in case the kid actually got laid, he can make sure the boy was using a condom.
 
Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
What were you doing staring outside your window at 1 am :thumbsdown:
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What kind of a stupid post is that? He paid good money for a house with windows. He can look out them any time he damn well pleases.



I still think he should just let the kid have his fun, though 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Ladies Man
your diagram cracks me up, it's actually 10x better than I expected. I figured you'd have stick figures mouse drawn in paint 🙂
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it's 10x larger than I expected 😛
 
Originally posted by: booger711
Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
The other night I noticed one of the teenage boys from across the street was laying in his front yard talking on the phone. I didn't think anything of it until a Jeep gets parked in front of my house around 1 in the morning and soon afterward there are two teenagers 'laying' in the front yard.

Diagram

I plan on casually bringing it up to the Dad next time I see him. 😀
Click to expand...

you didnt take pics, i cant believe you spent time to make that useless diagram. and dont be an asshole just because the kid was getting more action than you do.
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Indeed. Nice diagram, but mind your own business. You'll probably just come off as an old pervert anyway.
 
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