ROFL caught slippin at the office!

[TheVrolok]

LOL

 

[Texmaster]

<< damn i thought no one was around my area when i ripped a HUGE fart...and then it vibrated off my leather chair...smiling as i thought to myself..."damn that one was LOUD"....i hear a giggling and it;s my co worker!!! she said that was GROSS!!! i was like what? trying to play it off like nothing happaned. Next time i must lay down the SBD's! >>



You farted

In that situation the only thing to say is "You should have seen what I ate"

 

[Geekbabe]

<< *snicker* >>





LOL, snickering right along with you...

 

[GooberPHX420]

<< RoFL

In Calc class, I remember I was trying to hold my fart, and then I had to sneeze. And when I sneezed, I ended up farting as well. so It was like, AHH~CHOO!! and BTTTZZZZ!! simuntaneously.

I was caught by surprise that I farted. My face turned Bright red. Hoping they heard the sneeze, but not the fart.. But unfortunately, the fart was out-volumed(?) the sneeze....

Everyone was quiet as if nothing happened. But I knew they all heard it. And one of the kid was like "what the hell was that?" but no one responded either...

It was so quiet. I rather wished they'd say something.. i was so embarrassed


:xlo >>



Bwahaha thats friggen awesome man. Whats worse is when u go to rip ass and it aint just a fart

Or like you said - let the SBD's out, then you get to start the contest "who can look the most innocent"

 

[PsychoAndy]

<<

<< the chair excuse is good...or you could say "that wasn't me farting, it was you" >>


Like Peter Griffin from family guy. He got in the elevator and let one rip. Turns to the only other guy in there and says, "It was you". I love that line! >>



i love fg

 

[Devious1]

Way too funnny

 

[Yeeny]

<< Bwahaha thats friggen awesome man. Whats worse is when u go to rip ass and it aint just a fart >>



LOL! This thread is so funny!

 

[safoo]

LOL! This thread is so funny!

bwahahahaha...im sitting at the comp busting up....lol....you guys are too funny...

 

[Pr0Hawk]

When i fart my lights flicker

 

[mee987]

it scares the sh*t out of my cat when I really rip one

 

[ProviaFan]

LMAO @ this thread

 

[conjur]

Reminded of an old joke:

Guy goes to meet his girlfriend's parents for the first time.
They sit down to dinner and all is going well until the guy realizes that the beans he had at lunch are coming back in a bad way.
He notices the family dog lying next to his chair and decides, "Hey! I could let out a little one and they'll think it was the dog!"

So, he squeezes of a little pffffbbbbttt.

The girl's father says, "Rover!"

The guy's thinking "YES, he bought it!" so he lets out a little more brrraaaaapppppp

Again, the father replies, "Rover!"

The guy is convinced his plan has worked and let's it all out. bbbbBBBBRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP

The father says, "Rover! Move out of the way before he sh*ts on you!"

<bah da bum>

 

[Jen]

<< ROTFLMAO!!!

You should have been like..."Damn, this chair still isn't broken in!"

>>




thats one to remember

 

[amdskip]

Try lighting your farts without removing your pants. Don't wear flamable clothing when trying this It is great especially when you have nothing better to do.

 

[DanFungus]

thanks!

 

[aphex]

lol!

 

[Pastore]

<< Try lighting your farts without removing your pants. Don't wear flamable clothing when trying this It is great especially when you have nothing better to do. >>



you have flame retardent clothing? get some...