Robert E. Lee poops inside front of CVS store, leaves.

[slightlyhuman]

the nerve of that guy, such a piece of shit.

 

[SandEagle]

what a shitty thing for him to do

 

[amdhunter]

$200 to clean up shit? Damn. I could make a great living doing that. If you clean 10 people's shit a day, that's like a lot of money.

 

[howlinmad]

$200 to clean up shit? Damn. I could make a great living doing that. If you clean 10 people's shit a day, that's like a lot of money.

yes, but would you really want to clean up people's shit all day? lol

 

[destrekor]

or gone to any public school in the US...

now I am a little confused. Referring to how he discussed in history everywhere in the U.S.?

He was an excellent General, he simply chose to agree with the Confederacy's aims to fight for independence from the U.S. Federal governance.

Similarly, Erwin Rommel is one of my favorite military leaders of all time. Was on the wrong side of the war, but he did his duty, and shrugged off some aspects of his duty, because he did have the military bearing to still honor his country regardless of some of it's interior decisions. He also was arguably the most professional General (Field Marshall) Germany ever had during WW2. It also helped he was extremely gifted in leadership and lead some amazing efforts to get the job done, or try to get the job done.
You can be a great leader, but the US had some excellent leadership as well, and numbers can help too. He won some, he lost some. That's war, even the best lose to sometimes those who are far less worthy of being an high command officer.

 

[Red Dawn]

News link / vid.



CVS has locked bathrooms that require an employee to open. I guess he couldnt wait.

LOL Iowa

 

[FelixDeCat]

LOL Iowa

They lock the bathrooms at certain CVS stores here in Texas too, so I can sympathize with this here fella. Sometimes Ive REALLY had to go but I have to go find someone first to open the dern door! :\

So....LOL Texas too!

 

[foghorn67]

"I'm Robert E. Lee! Look it up!"

Robert E. Lee: Eats, poops, leaves.

 

[bignateyk]

yes, but would you really want to clean up people's shit all day? lol

At $200 / shit? Hell yes. It can't take more than 5 minutes to clean, so that would mean 2 shits/day or 10 minutes of work/day puts you at 6 figures.

That's better than those high end prostitutes do.

 

[SandEagle]

yes, but would you really want to clean up people's shit all day? lol

for $200 a poop, who wouldn't?

 

[bignateyk]

They lock the bathrooms at certain CVS stores here in Texas too, so I can sympathize with this here fella. Sometimes Ive REALLY had to go but I have to go find someone first to open the dern door! :\

So....LOL Texas too!

One time when I was on business travel I had to shit really badly near the end of the day while on the way back to the hotel. When we got to the hotel I pretty much sprinted back to my room. When I got there my key didn't work. I had to go back down and wait in line in the lobby to get a new key made while I was about to shit my pants.

I contemplated dropping my pants and shitting into the laundry bin near my room that the housekeepers drag around with them.

 

[FelixDeCat]

One time when I was on business travel I had to shit really badly near the end of the day while on the way back to the hotel. When we got to the hotel I pretty much sprinted back to my room. When I got there my key didn't work. I had to go back down and wait in line in the lobby to get a new key made while I was about to shit my pants.

I contemplated dropping my pants and shitting into the laundry bin near my room that the housekeepers drag around with them.

Im sorry but I had to laugh at this. I can so relate to being forced to wait for some bs reason or other. The sad thing is....sometimes I made it....sometimes I didn't.

The point is, you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when fold 'em, know when to walk away, KNOW WHEN TO RUN!

edit: Obligatory youtube link.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

write the ticket, pay the ticket, and wipe the slate clean

 

[jlee]

yes, but would you really want to clean up people's shit all day? lol

For that much money ($500,000/yr for an hour or three a day?), I'd seriously consider it. I already clean up piss and vomit for way less than that...so why not...

 

[OCGuy]

What an asshole!

Doesnt he know that most CVS customers are considerate and shit in their diapers in the A&D ointment aisle?

 

[Triumph]

This would have been a much better story if it was an unknown man, dressed as Robert E. Lee.

Hmmm...idea for a weekend activity...

 

[Triumph]

Also, reminds me of a guy who called into the Howard Stern show one time:

NO DUMPING
A guy named Reggie called in to talk about his fetish for defecating in public. He claimed that he relieves himself in parking lots, grocery stores and on cars in dealership parking lots. Howard asked Reggie what motivated him do this. He responded there’s nothing sexual about it, but he loves the thrill of the act. He said he started doing it after he got arrested for shoplifting, and that he engages in the activity multiple times a day. Reggie said that such behavior has been going on throughout history. He added it’s a perfectly natural act. Artie agreed that it was natural to defecate, just not on the hood of a Corolla.

 

[her209]

Shit and go! Shit and go!