Robert E. Lee poops inside front of CVS store, leaves.

[FelixDeCat]

News link / vid.

IOWA CITY - Police arrested a man Friday for allegedly defecating in a pharmacy on Friday.

Robert E. Lee, 57, went into CVS pharmacy, 2425 Muscatine Ave., at 4:17 p.m. where he walked to the front area of the store, lifted up his shirt, dropped his pants and defecated on the floor and walked out, according to criminal complaints.

Police said when they talked with Lee, he smelled of alcohol, had unsteady balance and his speech was slurred. He also had a blood-alcohol content of .244.

A manager at CVS, who reported the incident, told police it would cost less than $200 to clean up the mess.

Lee is charged with fifth-degree criminal mischief and public intoxication.

CVS has locked bathrooms that require an employee to open. I guess he couldnt wait.

 

[TallBill]

Haha, nice work Robert!

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

He's getting revenge for the Civil War

 

[shortylickens]

How is it that most loved general in American history can be reduced to this?

 

[techs]

How is it that most loved general in American history can be reduced to this?

Big WTF????

 

[drum]

I hate putting up with crap at CVS pharmacy

 

[FelixDeCat]

How is it that most loved general in American history can be reduced to this?

Poor fella, got drunk and couldnt make it too the bathroom.

 

[Genx87]

Getting back us Northerners one shit at a time.

 

[Gunslinger08]

I had a professor in college named Robert E. Lee.

 

[MrMatt]

The south shall rise again

 

[IronWing]

Virgil, quick come see,
There goes the Robert E Lee.
Ewww!

 

[BoomerD]

How is it that most loved general in Confederate history can be reduced to this?

He never did get over losing the war to a bunch of dammed yankees...

 

[Crono]

You can do some crazy stuff right after traveling through time.

 

[BreastInspector]

Big WTF????

Have you been to South Carolina?

 

[MotF Bane]

The south shall shit again

ffy

 

[FelixDeCat]

You can do some crazy stuff right after traveling through time.

I think his ultimate goal is a date with Sandra Buttock.

 

[Crono]

I think his ultimate goal is a date with Sandra Buttock.

He's going to have to compete with Ulyspees S. Grant.

 

[FelixDeCat]

He's going to have to compete with Ulyspees S. Grant.

The worst part of all? Being turned in by a stool pidgeon.

 

[ScottyB]

He's going to have to compete with Ulyspees S. Grant.

The South will rise again, only to drop trou and shit all over your face, Yankees!!!!

 

[ViviTheMage]

Have you been to South Carolina?

or gone to any public school in the US...

 

[darkxshade]

Robert EEEEeeeeee... ahhhhhhhhh /relief

 

[Fritzo]

poor fella, got drunk and couldnt make it too the bathroom.

take that ya yankee turd!!!!

 

[Analog]

With a rebel yell, He cried MORE! MORE! MORE!

 

[SirStev0]

He's getting revenge for the Civil War

The South Will Rise Again!

 

[FelixDeCat]

With a rebel yell, He cried MORE! MORE! MORE!

Its a nice day for a white roll of TP.