Roast of Charlie Sheen

busydude

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Cant wait!

Tonight at 10/9c.

The previous roast(Donald Trump) was excellent.. and hoping this one will be good too.
 
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LookBehindYou

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Yeah I've been pretty excited for this one, I enjoy most of the roasts. I think Bob Saget was one of the best, this should be good too!
 

Rage187

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I already heard one of the jokes from I believe Gilbert Godfrey,

How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do?


Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
 

Ricochet

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The William Shatner one was excellent also. This one I'm definitely looking forward to.
 

WaTaGuMp

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When Sheen dies of a drug overdose, will they replace the body with Ashton Kutcher at the funeral?
 

darkewaffle

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This sounds awful. I liked Denis Leary's but the other ones I've seen are usually just kind sad/drab. Maybe with the bigger names being roasted it's gotten better, I've missed the recent ones.
 
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Ok... I watched it. The comics all blasted each other. Charlie watched.

I thought they were supposed to roast Charlie?

The best part was during the end credits where Shatner looks at SteveO after he broke his nose diving at Mike Tyson and says "SteveO... WTF?"
 
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You can't roast someone like Charlie Sheen... the jokes have all been done a million times already, and he's already come back with something worse. These roasts only exist to give Jeff Ross, Lisa Lampanelli and Greg Giraldo a career, and Greg Giraldo and Lisa Lampanelli weren't in this one (dead and dead career respectively). I saw a bit of it and it lived up to expectations, by which I mean Comedy Central needs to stop scheduling roasts of people whose roasts are so obvious that I could come up with all the jokes while simultaneously falling down a flight of stairs. Pam Anderson, Flava Flav, David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen... Fuck it, I guess they should roast Lindsay Lohan next. It will be a laugh riot. If I'm falling down a flight of stairs. Which, let's face it, I usually am.
 

Fritzo

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You can't roast someone like Charlie Sheen... the jokes have all been done a million times already, and he's already come back with something worse. These roasts only exist to give Jeff Ross, Lisa Lampanelli and Greg Giraldo a career, and Greg Giraldo and Lisa Lampanelli weren't in this one (dead and dead career respectively). I saw a bit of it and it lived up to expectations, by which I mean Comedy Central needs to stop scheduling roasts of people whose roasts are so obvious that I could come up with all the jokes while simultaneously falling down a flight of stairs. Pam Anderson, Flava Flav, David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen... Fuck it, I guess they should roast Lindsay Lohan next. It will be a laugh riot. If I'm falling down a flight of stairs. Which, let's face it, I usually am.

Yes, you can. It was hilarious.

John Lovitz did that perfect "Enough to kill two and half men" joke btw.

"They now call a line of coke on a dick a 'Sheenis'."

"Charlie Sheen reminds me of Bruce Willis. Big in the '80s, and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher."

Lots of good zings :D
 

Zeze

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It wasn't that funny. The best jokes surprisingly came from Sheen himself at the end.
 

JulesMaximus

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You can't roast someone like Charlie Sheen... the jokes have all been done a million times already, and he's already come back with something worse. These roasts only exist to give Jeff Ross, Lisa Lampanelli and Greg Giraldo a career, and Greg Giraldo and Lisa Lampanelli weren't in this one (dead and dead career respectively). I saw a bit of it and it lived up to expectations, by which I mean Comedy Central needs to stop scheduling roasts of people whose roasts are so obvious that I could come up with all the jokes while simultaneously falling down a flight of stairs. Pam Anderson, Flava Flav, David Hasselhoff, William Shatner, Hugh Hefner, Charlie Sheen... Fuck it, I guess they should roast Lindsay Lohan next. It will be a laugh riot. If I'm falling down a flight of stairs. Which, let's face it, I usually am.

Sure you could...:colbert:
 

LookBehindYou

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I thought it was decent, not the worst, not the best. Sheen stole the show. It is funny though how with this roast, he has pretty much put the last 6 months in the past and is ready to move on. He has let it go, I wonder if everyone else will.
 

kage69

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"Charlie Sheen reminds me of Bruce Willis. Big in the '80s, and now your old slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher."


lol
Ok that was a good one