Semidevil

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(sorry if this is too easy)


You are a bus driver. You have 18 passengers. You drive 1block, drop off 10 people, and pick up 4 more. You drive 2 more blocks, make 1 right turn, 1 left turn, and pick up 2 more people. 0 people are dropped off. You drive 7 more blocks, 2 left turns, 1 right turn, pick up 4 more people, drop off 8 more people. The bus holds about 45 seats.

How old is the bus driver??
 

SonnyDaze

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Originally posted by: Semidevil
(sorry if this is too easy)


You are a bus driver. You have 18 passengers. You drive 1block, drop off 10 people, and pick up 4 more. You drive 2 more blocks, make 1 right turn, 1 left turn, and pick up 2 more people. 0 people are dropped off. You drive 7 more blocks, 2 left turns, 1 right turn, pick up 4 more people, drop off 8 more people. The bus holds about 45 seats.

What's the bus driver's name??

That's the way I have heard it before.
 

aloser

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Version I've always heard was "What color are the bus driver's eyes" - props for originality. 8/10 :thumbsup:
 

SVT Cobra

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Bob walks into a bar past 10, wearing a pin stip suit, he sits next to his friend Fred on the leather bar stool to the left of him. What beer does he order?
 
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SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: SVT Cobra
Bob walks into a bar past 10, wearing a pin stip suit, he sits next to his friend Fred on the leather bar stool to the left of him. What beer does he order?

Pin stip suits don't exist, therefore Bob can't have walked into a bar wearing one. Suddenly naked due to the nonexistence of his suit, Bob escaped to the nearby naked sushi bar and ordered a pint of Saki.