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Riddle me THIS.............

Epoman

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink of water. The Bartender points a gun in the mans face. The man says thank you and leaves.

Why?

You can ask YES or NO questions.
 
Does the gun have any relevance to the fact that the man left?

Is there an unmentioned period of time between "A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink of water." and "The Bartender points a gun in the mans face."
 
Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
Does the gun have any relevance to the fact that the man left?

Is there an unmentioned period of time between "A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink of water." and "The Bartender points a gun in the mans face."

YES

No it all happens very fast.
 
The dude had the hiccups. He wanted the water to cure them, but got scared when the bartender whipped out the gun, which made them go away, so he thanked the man and left.

Oh, and lame.
 
Do you show your dates how many NES games you have in your closet?

😛 j/k

Were the bartender and the man who said thank you the only two men in this story?
 
the man had hicups and he used the gun to scare it out fo him.

damn waited to long to reply
 
Originally posted by: lirion
The dude had the hiccups. He wanted the water to cure them, but got scared when the bartender whipped out the gun, which made them go away, so he thanked the man and left.

Oh, and lame.

Good job A$$HAT read the fvcking thread title and summary NEXT TIME.

You just ruined the whole thread for people who were trying to figure it out.

Dipsh!t.
 
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?
 
Originally posted by: Epoman
Originally posted by: lirion
The dude had the hiccups. He wanted the water to cure them, but got scared when the bartender whipped out the gun, which made them go away, so he thanked the man and left.

Oh, and lame.

Good job A$$HAT read the fvcking thread title and summary NEXT TIME.

You just ruined the whole thread for people who were trying to figure it out.

Dipsh!t.



You're welcome.
 
Originally posted by: iamme
Do you show your dates how many NES games you have in your closet?

😛 j/k

Were the bartender and the man who said thank you the only two men in this story?

No my wife would get pissed. But I showed it to my insurance agent who insured it for $10,000
 
Originally posted by: Epoman
Originally posted by: lirion
The dude had the hiccups. He wanted the water to cure them, but got scared when the bartender whipped out the gun, which made them go away, so he thanked the man and left.

Oh, and lame.

Good job A$$HAT read the fvcking thread title and summary NEXT TIME.

You just ruined the whole thread for people who were trying to figure it out.

Dipsh!t.

Don't worry, it was pretty lame to begin with.

😛
 
Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?

wait, can't he just open the tub drain?
 
Originally posted by: iamme
aw man, thanks for ruining it guys 🙁

I know some people just have to prove how smart they are or how cool they are, And ruin it for everyone else.
 
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