RiceWorkZ just opened up a store locally

[MercenaryForHire]

That's just fvcking great.

Now the Altezza and fartcan population's going to triple.

Baby Jesus is crying. I just know it.

- M4H

 

[MacBaine]

They only carry Alteeza, looks like you're in luck.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
They only carry Alteeza, looks like you're in luck.

LOL, didn't even notice that.

- M4H

 

[Adul]

lol sucks 2 b u

 

[vi edit]

Heh. About 5 minutes from where I work is the "Fast and Furious Speed Shop".

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That's just fvcking great.

Now the Altezza and fartcan population's going to triple.

Baby Jesus is crying. I just know it.

- M4H

You know....if I were a wealthy man (like, Bill Gates wealthy), I would give you one million dollars with the stipulation that 1/4 of that money was to be spent ricing your Honda to the gills and that you had to drive the car for at least 20 min every day around town.

That would be (/pinky to lip)....amusing.

 

[79Blazer]

Quick. Kill some kittens to appease the car gods!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That's just fvcking great.

Now the Altezza and fartcan population's going to triple.

Baby Jesus is crying. I just know it.

- M4H

You know....if I were a wealthy man (like, Bill Gates wealthy), I would give you one million dollars with the stipulation that 1/4 of that money was to be spent ricing your Honda to the gills and that you had to drive the car for at least 20 min every day around town.

That would be (/pinky to lip)....amusing.

Hell, you don't know the half of it. The guy sitting next to me in class was the one who mentioned that it had just opened.

Him: "... so RaceWorks just opened."
M4H: "Riceworks?"
Him: "No man, they sell all sorts of cool sh!t like NAWZ (yes, spoken like that) and exhaust and clear tail-"
M4H: "Someone opened a M-F'ing ricer shop here?"
Him: "No, check out the website."
M4H: *clicks* "Let's see ... rice, rice, rice, rice ... Wow, a catback system - for a Neon ... rice, rice ..."
Him: "No, go back to those mufflers. They make your car sound GREAT."
M4H: "If I want to hear a Weed Whacker, I'd open my shed."

- M4H

 

[79Blazer]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That's just fvcking great.

Now the Altezza and fartcan population's going to triple.

Baby Jesus is crying. I just know it.

- M4H

You know....if I were a wealthy man (like, Bill Gates wealthy), I would give you one million dollars with the stipulation that 1/4 of that money was to be spent ricing your Honda to the gills and that you had to drive the car for at least 20 min every day around town.

That would be (/pinky to lip)....amusing.

Hell, you don't know the half of it. The guy sitting next to me in class was the one who mentioned that it had just opened.

Him: "... so RaceWorks just opened."
M4H: "Riceworks?"
Him: "No man, they sell all sorts of cool sh!t like NAWZ (yes, spoken like that) and exhaust and clear tail-"
M4H: "Someone opened a M-F'ing ricer shop here?"
Him: "No, check out the website."
M4H: *clicks* "Let's see ... rice, rice, rice, rice ... Wow, a catback system - for a Neon ... rice, rice ..."
Him: "No, go back to those mufflers. They make your car sound GREAT."
M4H: "If I want to hear a Weed Whacker, I'd open my shed."

- M4H

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHH

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That's just fvcking great.

Now the Altezza and fartcan population's going to triple.

Baby Jesus is crying. I just know it.

- M4H

You know....if I were a wealthy man (like, Bill Gates wealthy), I would give you one million dollars with the stipulation that 1/4 of that money was to be spent ricing your Honda to the gills and that you had to drive the car for at least 20 min every day around town.

That would be (/pinky to lip)....amusing.

Hell, you don't know the half of it. The guy sitting next to me in class was the one who mentioned that it had just opened.

Him: "... so RaceWorks just opened."
M4H: "Riceworks?"
Him: "No man, they sell all sorts of cool sh!t like NAWZ (yes, spoken like that) and exhaust and clear tail-"
M4H: "Someone opened a M-F'ing ricer shop here?"
Him: "No, check out the website."
M4H: *clicks* "Let's see ... rice, rice, rice, rice ... Wow, a catback system - for a Neon ... rice, rice ..."
Him: "No, go back to those mufflers. They make your car sound GREAT."
M4H: "If I want to hear a Weed Whacker, I'd open my shed."

- M4H

That settles it. I'm buying lottery tickets today. :evil:

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That's just fvcking great.

Now the Altezza and fartcan population's going to triple.

Baby Jesus is crying. I just know it.

- M4H

You know....if I were a wealthy man (like, Bill Gates wealthy), I would give you one million dollars with the stipulation that 1/4 of that money was to be spent ricing your Honda to the gills and that you had to drive the car for at least 20 min every day around town.

That would be (/pinky to lip)....amusing.

Hell, you don't know the half of it. The guy sitting next to me in class was the one who mentioned that it had just opened.

Him: "... so RaceWorks just opened."
M4H: "Riceworks?"
Him: "No man, they sell all sorts of cool sh!t like NAWZ (yes, spoken like that) and exhaust and clear tail-"
M4H: "Someone opened a M-F'ing ricer shop here?"
Him: "No, check out the website."
M4H: *clicks* "Let's see ... rice, rice, rice, rice ... Wow, a catback system - for a Neon ... rice, rice ..."
Him: "No, go back to those mufflers. They make your car sound GREAT."
M4H: "If I want to hear a Weed Whacker, I'd open my shed."

- M4H

That settles it. I'm buying lottery tickets today. :evil:

At least let me rice a Supra.

- M4H

 

[DurocShark]

Case mod store!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That's just fvcking great.

Now the Altezza and fartcan population's going to triple.

Baby Jesus is crying. I just know it.

- M4H

You know....if I were a wealthy man (like, Bill Gates wealthy), I would give you one million dollars with the stipulation that 1/4 of that money was to be spent ricing your Honda to the gills and that you had to drive the car for at least 20 min every day around town.

That would be (/pinky to lip)....amusing.

Hell, you don't know the half of it. The guy sitting next to me in class was the one who mentioned that it had just opened.

Him: "... so RaceWorks just opened."
M4H: "Riceworks?"
Him: "No man, they sell all sorts of cool sh!t like NAWZ (yes, spoken like that) and exhaust and clear tail-"
M4H: "Someone opened a M-F'ing ricer shop here?"
Him: "No, check out the website."
M4H: *clicks* "Let's see ... rice, rice, rice, rice ... Wow, a catback system - for a Neon ... rice, rice ..."
Him: "No, go back to those mufflers. They make your car sound GREAT."
M4H: "If I want to hear a Weed Whacker, I'd open my shed."

- M4H

That settles it. I'm buying lottery tickets today. :evil:

At least let me rice a Supra.

- M4H

Nope, gotta be the Civic. Mandatory wing height = 4 feet.

 

[DurocShark]

Him: "No, go back to those mufflers. They make your car sound GREAT."
M4H: "If I want to hear a Weed Whacker, I'd open my shed."

Sigging now...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
They only carry Alteeza, looks like you're in luck.

• To: sales@raceworkz.com
  From: (removed)
  Subject: wut R AltEEzas?
  CC:
  BCC:
  
  supz y0
  
  i wuz peepin yo fly syte n saw da Alteezas fo sheezy ... wuzzup wit dat? i got APC ALTEZZAS on mah ride an they mAd tYt3, but wutz ALTEEZA? sum new brand? like HID xenon tails or shiz??
  
  hit me back dawg

- M4H

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That's just fvcking great.

Now the Altezza and fartcan population's going to triple.

Baby Jesus is crying. I just know it.

- M4H

You know....if I were a wealthy man (like, Bill Gates wealthy), I would give you one million dollars with the stipulation that 1/4 of that money was to be spent ricing your Honda to the gills and that you had to drive the car for at least 20 min every day around town.

That would be (/pinky to lip)....amusing.

Hell, you don't know the half of it. The guy sitting next to me in class was the one who mentioned that it had just opened.

Him: "... so RaceWorks just opened."
M4H: "Riceworks?"
Him: "No man, they sell all sorts of cool sh!t like NAWZ (yes, spoken like that) and exhaust and clear tail-"
M4H: "Someone opened a M-F'ing ricer shop here?"
Him: "No, check out the website."
M4H: *clicks* "Let's see ... rice, rice, rice, rice ... Wow, a catback system - for a Neon ... rice, rice ..."
Him: "No, go back to those mufflers. They make your car sound GREAT."
M4H: "If I want to hear a Weed Whacker, I'd open my shed."

- M4H

That settles it. I'm buying lottery tickets today. :evil:

At least let me rice a Supra.

- M4H

Nope, gotta be the Civic. Mandatory wing height = 4 feet.

I assume engine mods are off-limits, and I have to stick with the CX hatch motor's whopping 78lb/ft of torque?

- M4H

 

[arcenite]

lol

 

[Confused]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: MacBaine
They only carry Alteeza, looks like you're in luck.

• To: sales@raceworkz.com
  From: (removed)
  Subject: wut R AltEEzas?
  CC:
  BCC:
  
  supz y0
  
  i wuz peepin yo fly syte n saw da Alteezas fo sheezy ... wuzzup wit dat? i got APC ALTEZZAS on mah ride an they mAd tYt3, but wutz ALTEEZA? sum new brand? like HID xenon tails or shiz??
  
  hit me back dawg

- M4H

Damn, M4H, you make me die sometimes :beer:


Garry

 

[K1052]

Ooohhh...wings are on sale.

Ending every other word with a "z" instead of the correct letter makes them 10% cooler.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That's just fvcking great.

Now the Altezza and fartcan population's going to triple.

Baby Jesus is crying. I just know it.

- M4H

You know....if I were a wealthy man (like, Bill Gates wealthy), I would give you one million dollars with the stipulation that 1/4 of that money was to be spent ricing your Honda to the gills and that you had to drive the car for at least 20 min every day around town.

That would be (/pinky to lip)....amusing.

Hell, you don't know the half of it. The guy sitting next to me in class was the one who mentioned that it had just opened.

Him: "... so RaceWorks just opened."
M4H: "Riceworks?"
Him: "No man, they sell all sorts of cool sh!t like NAWZ (yes, spoken like that) and exhaust and clear tail-"
M4H: "Someone opened a M-F'ing ricer shop here?"
Him: "No, check out the website."
M4H: *clicks* "Let's see ... rice, rice, rice, rice ... Wow, a catback system - for a Neon ... rice, rice ..."
Him: "No, go back to those mufflers. They make your car sound GREAT."
M4H: "If I want to hear a Weed Whacker, I'd open my shed."

- M4H

That settles it. I'm buying lottery tickets today. :evil:

At least let me rice a Supra.

- M4H

Nope, gotta be the Civic. Mandatory wing height = 4 feet.

I assume engine mods are off-limits, and I have to stick with the CX hatch motor's whopping 78lb/ft of torque?

- M4H

Nah...the cold-air intake, stickers and Louis Vuitton logo custom paint should add at least 300hp.

 

[blakeatwork]

oooh oooh oooh... they're looking for Race hoez... err.. Race Girlz (emphasis on the 'z')... Wonder if I should send them pictures of Fausto in ... (pinky to lip) compromising positions?



That, or pics of some hairy dude...

Where's Skoorb???

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: blakeatwork
oooh oooh oooh... they're looking for Race hoez... err.. Race Girlz (emphasis on the 'z')... Wonder if I should send them pictures of Fausto in ... (pinky to lip) compromising positions?



That, or pics of some hairy dude...

Where's Skoorb???

I figure I'll just peruse ricecop.com for some "Customer RideZ" to upload

- M4H

 

[blakeatwork]

I'll make them feel all inferior and hopelessly underpowered (and under-hoed), when i email them Bimmer Chick...

 

[DivideBYZero]

Hmmm. A Scooby in the logo, yet no Scooby parts. Absolutley no performance upgrades bar the odd exhaust system. Everything else is just bloat.

Pure RICE. It should have an Uncle Bens logo on it, not an Imprezza.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: blakeatwork
I'll make them feel all inferior and hopelessly underpowered (and under-hoed), when i email them Bimmer Chick...

Bimmerchick will strip for B20/VTEC Civics - that ain't Rice though.

Do it.

- M4H