Ricer got 0wned again.

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Yaawn,

This riced out Ford Focus challenged me today. I am not streetracing and don't like it but I couldn't resist. LOL! It stayed legal and only went on up to 45mph (<-- lame, yes).
I have no idea why he challenged. I drive a so called old-mans-car. He was hoping for an easy win, LOL!

He floors it, BRRWWOOOOOOHOHOHOOWRROOOOM! <--- FART PIPE!
I score, he got 0wned!

My car?
1997 Olds Eighty Eight Regency 3800 Series II V6.
LMAO!
:cool:
 

CraigRT

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but unless it's an SVT it's not very fast.. (the ZTS is the only one with a chance)

nice kill though.. :p
 

EvilYoda

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hehe.....sounds like you do that pretty often...you should keep a camera with you to take a picture of their faces when I get beat by your "beater".
 

Shaftatplanetquake

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I like to kick the sh!t out of stupid bitches driving in their late model-v6 mustangs.

My car? a 1990 ghettoasfvckcadillac eldorado
 
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Originally posted by: EvilYoda
hehe.....sounds like you do that pretty often...you should keep a camera with you to take a picture of their faces when I get beat by your "beater".

Not my intention, promise
:eek:
 

Kadarin

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It is in the very nature of rice to get 0wned by cars with superior horsepower. The other day an Eclipse wanted to race, and my little GrandAm GT had no trouble..
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
Some stoopid a-hole beats me everyday from the same signal! Oh yah its the mail car.

Rememebr the beginning of office space? That old guy witht he walker is about as fast as my Zuk goes.

 

thomsbrain

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Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
I like to kick the sh!t out of stupid bitches driving in their late model-v6 mustangs.

My car? a 1990 ghettoasfvckcadillac eldorado

bwahahaha. if there ever was a chick car, it's the V6 Mustang (with a slushbox of course). the only things slower are the 3 cylinder Geo's.
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
I like to kick the sh!t out of stupid bitches driving in their late model-v6 mustangs.

My car? a 1990 ghettoasfvckcadillac eldorado

bwahahaha. if there ever was a chick car, it's the V6 Mustang (with a slushbox of course). the only things slower are the 3 cylinder Geo's.

My brothers girlfriend has a new 6 cyl mustang with a sluch box. I cried.

 

chiwawa626

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Where the hell do u all find people to race u? Ive been driving for bout a year, never had anyone "Challenge" me...??
 
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Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
I like to kick the sh!t out of stupid bitches driving in their late model-v6 mustangs.

My car? a 1990 ghettoasfvckcadillac eldorado

bwahahaha. if there ever was a chick car, it's the V6 Mustang (with a slushbox of course). the only things slower are the 3 cylinder Geo's.

My brothers girlfriend has a new 6 cyl mustang with a sluch box. I cried.

Is it the POS with a 3.x liter V6 and 120hp or something?
 

boyRacer

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Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Where the hell do u all find people to race u? Ive been driving for bout a year, never had anyone "Challenge" me...??

go drive a yellow car... you'll attract ricers and cops alike.
 

GasX

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The last time I remember getting challenged was by three high school kids in a jeep wrangler with the top down. I was in a 1967 mustang V8. I stayed with them laughing. I don't think I got above 1200 rpm.
 

Evadman

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
I like to kick the sh!t out of stupid bitches driving in their late model-v6 mustangs.

My car? a 1990 ghettoasfvckcadillac eldorado

bwahahaha. if there ever was a chick car, it's the V6 Mustang (with a slushbox of course). the only things slower are the 3 cylinder Geo's.

My brothers girlfriend has a new 6 cyl mustang with a sluch box. I cried.

Is it the POS with a 3.x liter V6 and 120hp or something?

Yes. I can beat the car with my 5 speed 94 hp Zuk when my brother is driving the mustang. It is sad.

 

newbiepcuser

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The non SVT focus are not that fast. Some fool in Focus was trying to show off in his new Focus with tail pipe and all to his lady zooming out in and out traffic. I pulled beside him. He was thumping his music looking at me and my buddy. I gave him the rolling eyes look. He revved his engine. Drop in my favorite Chinese track. Light turn green. Let say at the next light, he lady was laughing at him. I gave him the thumbs up. My buddy thought he was going "owned" me.


I beat him with Toyota Tacoma Prerunner v6 automatic. That is sad. A Honda Civic or Corolla would of beat me.