Rice Rice Baby

lupin

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LOL
Got this from a local BBS:

Yo, VTEC, lets kick it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Alright stop - collaborate and listen,
Rice is back with a brand new invention.
Chopped springs, they hug tha road tightly,
6 inch exhaust tip flows really loud nightly.
Will it ever stop, yo,
I don't know,
hit my neon lights and I'll glow.
To tha extreme my car looks like a candle,
and tha paint job - it was done by a vandal.
Dance, I got a speaker that booms,
this aint a car, it's a mobile sound room.
Deadly,listen to tha melody,
if it was louder yo, it'd be a felony.
Love it or leave it you can't gain way,
with my Type-R sticker I'll lose you any day.
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Now that my suspension is jumpin',
my bumber hits tha ground, but who cares I'm a thumpin.
Quick to tha point, to tha point no fakin',
cookin' mopeds like a pound of bacon.
Burning 'em, cause I'm quick and nimble,
you can't fade me and my VTEC symbol.
In your souped up GN or 5.0...
I'm on a roll, I always ride solo.
Rollin', in my 2 point 0,
it runs low 18's, yo, that really ain't slow.
Tha girlies on stand by,
don't even want to say "Hi".
Did ya stop? No, I just flew by.
Kept on, pursuing to tha next block,
I bust a left and I'm headin' to tha next stop.
The block was dead, yo, so I continued to A-1-A,
Detroit Avenue!
Tha girls looked hot wearing less than bikinis, I
saw a few chumps drivin' stock Lamborghinis.
Jealous, cause I'm out drivin' mine,
ready to race 'cuz my Nittos lookin' fine.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Take heed, 'cause I'm a Honda poet,
Akimoto's on tha scene just in case ya didn't know it.
My exhaust tip, created all tha bass sound,
rumbles enough to put holes in tha ground.
'Cause my ride's style is so reeeeeeeeeeeeal, with
an exhaust tone that ya can feeeeeeeel.
4 foot spoiler, it's a helluva concept, my ride is
hype, and you wanna step WITH THIS.
In my rearview you'll fade,
slice like a Ginsu -sounds like a Kitchen-Aid.
So fast, that all tha V8's say "damn", if rice was
a drug I'd sell it by tha gram.
Keep my composure when the front tire breaks loose,
magnetized by the kick of 30 horse juice.
If there was a problem, yo I'll solve it,
check out my rims while my front drive revolves it,
Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby...
Yo, we outta here...
E-Brake burnouts to your mother!
 

geno

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<< In your souped up GN or 5.0... >>


That's pretty funny they mention 5.0s, because I see Mustangs get burned by Integras all the time...
 

nateholtrop

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HAHAH I live in a town where it seems all i see are souped up rice mobiles not alot of muscle cars but please i would take a GN any day over a rice mobile..

btw: great song.
 

yakko

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<< slice like a Ginsu -sounds like a Kitchen-Aid >>



hahahahahaha!!!!

That is really good. When is the concert tour?
 

Mill

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<< That's pretty funny they mention 5.0s, because I see Mustangs get burned by Integras all the time... >>



Yeah and I am Jesus.
 

geno

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Millenium - Mustangs are so overrated. I've seen numerous Integra Type R's and other (weaker) imports completely dust 'Stangs. Hell I know guys who lay the smack down on 5.0's with Turbo 4's and N/A V6's. My point is: mustangs are overrated.
 

ratkil

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<<<< That's pretty funny they mention 5.0s, because I see Mustangs get burned by Integras all the time... >>

Yeah and I am Jesus. >>

well that is interesting, now can have a debate on the existance of god and argue over the merits of the Mustang all in one thread..cool........

Edit: Lupin thanks, that is hilarious
 

Nessoldaccount

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A stock Type-R does the 1/4 in 14.8. That's 0-60 in about 6.5.
The 92 Mustang LX 5.0 is in a tie with the Type-R.

A 99 Mustang GT does the 1/4 in 14.1 and 0-60 in 5.5.

A Type-R can reach (I am pretty sure) the high 12s for 1/4 mile without forced induction, using JUN, Spoon, and Mugen motor mods. They're pretty expensive, but buy a new Type-R and you can easily be in GT, Camaro, and Cobra smoking times under $30k.

Sure this is more expensive than a GT or Camaro, but the build quality is far superior, the car is smaller and more nimble, more elegant, higher resell value, better reliability.
 

geno

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Hah, I'm just laughing, cause what you guys consider 'rice' holds up to some of America's best. I won't even go into what Japan's finest cars are for fear of embarrasing you guys...
 

LAUST

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Hah, I'm just laughing, cause what you guys consider 'rice' holds up to some of America's best. I won't even go into what Japan's finest cars are for fear of embarrasing you guys...

K I love Japanese cars they serve a great purpose as an economy car and they last forever,and yea the S2000 and NSX are neat but at every track I've been to there are only cars from 2 places that run in king street.. AMERICAN Muscle and the cars from Europe.

Check your latest issue of Motor Trend and it'll give you a list of America's best that your &quot;RICE&quot; you say can hold up to... in thier rear view's :)
 

prodigy

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<< A stock Type-R does the 1/4 in 14.8. >>



YOU kidding me?? I though it did it in the 11s. ;)
 

geno

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LAUST - you forced me to bring out the big guns :)

You'd be hard pressed to find cars that can out race a hooked up Skyline, RX-7, or Supra. It doesn't take much to get the Skyline/Supra up over 700HP, these things eat &quot;American Muscle&quot; up like nothing. Speaking of which, what do you consider American Muscle? Mustang, Corvette, Camaro and the Viper? Am I missing something here? Anyways, in the serious professional races, the American cars get eaten up all the time - which is why the American teams go for the imports.




<< AMERICAN Muscle and the cars from Europe. >>


What cars from Europe are you talking about exactly??